Ashton Kutcher knows he’s scored big since agreeing to replace Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’.

Kutcher was at center stage at CBS’ upfront presentation today of their fall lineup. This was his first chance to comment on being cast on the CBS hit, and he was thankful – and thrilled at the same time.

“In my 13 years in show business, I’ve never received more emails and phone calls from people congratulating me for this job. You almost think I’ve won the lotto … which I kind of did,” he said (via EW). “I got the best job in show business and I’m exited about that.”

The lottery reference could have been about his big salary, rumored to be a bit less than $900,000 per episode. In comparison, Sheen made nearly $2 million per taping.

Last Friday, Kutcher released a statement through CBS, saying, “I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers’ homes. I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!”

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ATTENTION PETA! HELP FREE PARIS HILTON‘S PONY!!!!!!! It’s the saddest pony in the world  DListed

So, Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s love child was born just days after his fourth child with Maria Shriver!! Pop Eater

SHUT UP!! Brad Pitt tried to hire a nanny that looks like Jennifer Aniston!! Superficial

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MUSICAL DEBUT: Listen to Rob Pattinson‘s love song!!!!! Daily Fill

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t have time to bathe anymore… because she’s added cooking to the agenda!!! Amy Grindhouse

UH OH! Kate Gosselin has a scary Twitter stalker!!! Popbytes

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Michell Williams is a good witch?!!?? CDL

Call me Matthew, dang it!!  Matthew Morrison is sick of being called “Mr. Schuester” !!!!! SOW

Prince Frederic von Anhalt has made it known to the public that his wife, Zsa Zsa Gabor, has fallen into a coma after being rushed to a hospital in Los Angeles yesterday (May 17) for an emergency stomach surgery to repair a “major infection in her stomach” caused by a feeding tube.

According to Prince Frederic, Zsa Zsa has been unresponsive since 2am this morning.

GET WELL ZSA ZSA!!!

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Forbes has just released its Top 100 list of the “most powerful people in the entertainment business” — leading femme, Lady Gaga came out on top, followed by Oprah, and young buck Justin Bieber!

Forbes reports that Lady Gaga earned the top spot this year due to her 32 million Facebook fans, 10 million Twitter followers and the $90 million she earned touring.

In addition, Lady Gaga had 1 milllion digital downloads of her single “Born This Way” in only five days!

Oprah has only lost the number-one spot three times now, in the past seven years,  but she’s still not far away from Gaga in the lineup.

Oprah reportedly earned $290 million last year. That’s actually a reduction of $25 million, partly due to her now smaller paycheck (from SiriusXM), but she stills makes a lot of money from the shows she started, like Dr. Phil and Rachael Ray!

And Justin made his debut on the list this year at the age of 17 earning $53 million. The Biebs has been busy making money with concerts, music sales and his 3-D documentary movie.

“Baby,” Justin’s first hit song, has surpassed 500 million views on YouTube — a record!

For more of the celebs who made the list, visit Forbes.com!

Wow… make that money!

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If his name doesn’t ring a bell, well maybe his body will. Cam Gigandet has graced the silver screen with his wonderful bod via Burlesque with Christina Aguilera. That was the movie where he wore nothing… and only a box of cookies covered his goods.

“[The cookie box] actually was my idea — I’ve got to take credit for that,” Cam told Billy Bush and Kit Hoover on Wednesday’s Access Hollywood Live. “I love to get naked on set. I’m surprisingly more comfortable in [the] sock type of thing… because you’re kind of like, really vulnerable, so why not just go with it? So, it’s easier.

But how up close and dirty will Cam get?

“The next thing is porn, but I just can’t — there’s no storyline there,” he jokingly continued.

Cam, who rose to fame as tracker vampire James in 2008’s “Twilight,” said his washboard abs have gotten a bit softer now that he’s in high Hollywood demand.

And fellas… if you want to get a hot bod like Cam, here’s what he has to say: “I didn’t work a lot, so I went to the gym a lot,” Cam revealed. “So once I started working, everything else kind of fell to the wayside.”

So where can we see Mr. Gigandet?

Cam can currently be seen in the sci-fi thriller, Priest – alongside Phil Collins’ daughter, Lily Collins, along with Paul Bettany, Christopher Plummer and “True Blood” star Stephen Moyer – in theaters now. Check him out! (Literally).

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If you watched the royal wedding, then you can’t forget Princess Beatrice’s massive ring-and-bow-shaped fascinator (aka headpiece). Cousin to Prince William, Princess Beatrice is auctioning off this fancy hat on eBay! As of Wednesday, bidding reached 18,000 pounds (about $30,000 USD). But no, the funds aren’t going to the princess — the money is going toward charitable causes.

The Philip Treacy creation has been compared to a toilet seat or a pretzel. Images of the headpiece have been repeatedly digitally manipulated and posted online, featuring — for example — a cat crawling through it.

Funds from the hat’s sale will go to UNICEF and Children in Crisis, according to eBay. Beatrice said she hoped whoever bought the hat would have “as much fun with it as I have.”

Check out Princess Beatrice’s eBay listing here!

HURRY!!! BIDDING ENDS MAY 22!!

Oh, and shipping is FREE!

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