I don’t think there’s ever been a reality TV personality that I hate MORE than I hate Jo from ‘Teen Mom’. He’s an asshole, that’s all there is to it. So when I read that he’s wanting to be a rap “star” I threw up in my mouth a little.
‘Teen Mom’ has launched its fair share of pseudo-celebs, from beloved first season couple Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra to troubled tabloid staples Jenelle Evans and Amber Portwood.
Now it’s time for some of the baby daddies to shine. As previously reported, young dad Jo Rivera, who appeared on ‘Teen Mom 2‘ with ex Katilyn Lowry and son Isaac, has been itching to launch a rap career off the minor celebrity he’s achieved through the hit MTV show.
Performing under the decidedly un-baller pseudonym N.I.C.K B, Rivera performs over a version of Alicia Keys’ ‘Unthinkable,’ rapping about hard-hitting topics from pedicures to and “[staying] fresh like newborn baby breath.” Conspicuously absent? Mentions of getting anybody else knocked up.