Kirstie Alley keeps talking about all this weight she’s lost – but call me crazy – she doesn’t look any smaller! Every time she says she’s lost 50 pounds here – or 75 pounds there – she always looks the same!

She doesn’t look any lighter at all!

If she looks skinnier on ABC – it has to be smoke an mirrors.

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Kacey Jordan, the porn star who blew the lid off Charlie Sheen’s January cocaine-bender, attempted to kill herself last night according to police.

Law enforcement tells TMZ that the Chicago Police Department rushed to the Peninsula Hotel around 6:51 PM last night after receiving calls from the hotel. Apparently Kacey Twittered several suicidal messages, saying she’d taken a bunch of pills and alcohol and was waiting to die.

We’re told when cops got to the hotel, Kacey was sitting on her bed — with prescription pill bottles, broken glass and alcohol all over her room.

Law enforcement sources tell us Jordan had cuts and scrapes to her wrists and arms … but insisted the suicide messages were merely a publicity stunt.

While Kacey was talking to police, we’re told the porn star grabbed a corkscrew bottle opener … tried to run out of the room … and attempted to cut herself.

Cops eventually subdued Kacey before she could further harm herself and took her to a nearby hospital for a mental evaluation.

We’re told cops reported the incident as a non-criminal suicide attempt.

No word on Jordan’s condition.

I just read her tweets, and it seems obvious to me it was all a publicity stunt. Which is abhorrent. She is one f**ked up girl. She’s using her night with Charlie Sheen to stay relevant. Read the disgusting tweets after the jump! (more…)

Jersey Shore “star” Snooki made an appearance on WWE Raw last night – and let female wrestler LayCool have it.

I do not get the WWE at all. It’s so fake! This “fight” is so fake, I can’t believe for a second that anyone is actually buying it. The thousands of people in the audience are certainly enjoying it – I can’t see why – but it seems they are loving every second of it!

Snooki needs to stick to http://icydk.com/2010/11/01/check-out-snookis-pistachio-commercial/“>pistachio commercials, those are more believable.

Courtney Cox is on the April cover of Harper’s Bazaar. The cover photo, shot by Terry Richardson, doesn’t really do her any favors, if you ask me. Her face looks messed with – and I can’t quite put my finger on it! Botox maybe?

In the interview she opens up about what life has been like since her split from husband, David Arquette.  “I think every relationship has a point where you stop and reevaluate. Are you happy? Have you grown together or apart? What do you share interests in? I think that’s a normal thing to do, but it’s so much harder when it’s done publicly.”

On the now-infamous Howard Stern interview. “If you didn’t hear the Howard Stern interview and you just read quotes, I’m sure it seemed out of context, crazy. Most guys aren’t mature, are they? I’m not saying there wasn’t some crazy behavior, but if you know who David is, you know what his intentions are, how honest he is, and how big his heart is. You can’t really get mad at David because he’s not a malicious person. He’s not out to harm. But I’m his biggest protector. I can’t help it.”

Courteney also opens up about how the split is affecting their daughter, Coco. “She’s adjusting. Luckily, we’ve always had two houses so there was no change in her living unit. And we both work a lot, so that wasn’t a huge adjustment. She’s our number-one priority. No matter what happens, she’ll be okay because she knows that she is completely safe, loved, and we’ll protect that more than anything in the world.”

Now that Courteney is single, is she looking for love again? “The thing is, when you get older, it’s more about compatibility than it is about love … I have no desire right now [to date]. I’m not saying never. It just seems weird. I don’t even know how that would happen or how you meet people. I don’t like to go out. I’m not great at small talk … I don’t like to go to parties…There’s a sign on my forehead: exiting social life, entering into isolation.”

Last night during the finale of The Bachelor, first thing I thought when Chantal got out of the limo was – she has to know she’s not being picked, it’s early in the day! She steps out of the limo, and it’s obvious it’s early – possibly morning, and all of the Bachelor “winners” are picked right at sunset. Well, coincidentally, Chantal was thinking the same thing.

During Tuesday’s LIVE! With Regis and Kelly, Brad Womack’s runner-up revealed the precise moment she knew he’d propose to her competitor, single mom Emily Maynard.

“I felt pretty confident, but when I was in the limo [driving up to the proposal site], I thought ‘it’s too early for a proposal — they usually do this at sunset,’” O’Brien, 28, told Philbin and Ripa of the moments before Womack got on bended knee in Cape Town, South Africa.

After being dumped by the Austin-based bar owner, O’Brien — who slapped Womack on the show’s premiere on behalf of “every woman in America” — knew she had to keep calm.

“I’ve already gotten in trouble for all the violence so it’s good I didn’t [go there],” she joked to Ripa when the cohost asked if she felt like kneeing Womack in the crotch.

Already in a new relationship, O’Brien is cautiously optimistic about the staying power of Womack and Maynard’s bond.

“I think it’s really hard to be in that position,” she says. “I hope it works out, but I don’t know. They obviously have something.”

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Ashley Hebert!

Ashley made it to the final three with Brad Womack, and now the 26-year-old is getting her own shot at love! (No wonder she was so peppy during the Reunion: Women Tell All episode!)

Monday night, hours after the “The Bachelor’s” final rose ceremony, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” announced exclusively that the next Bachelorette would be Ashley Hebert. Hebert, who made it to the final three of this past season of “The Bachelor,” sat down with the late night host to discuss her feelings about newly engaged Bachelor Brad Womack and the support of those around her, and then was later sworn in by Kimmel over an official magazine.

What do you think about Ashley being picked as the Bachelorette? I’m torn… she definitely wasn’t my favorite, I was hoping to see Shawntel, or even Chantal (final 2). Ashley’s high energy will make for good TV – but I find her slightly annoying… What’s your opinion?

While their co-star Snooki was over at LAX Nightclub inside the Luxor hotel and Casino, Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancola and Deena Nicole Cortese were over in the Paris Hotel hosting the “Off The Shore” Spring Break party at Chateau Nightclub & Gardens.

Also in attendance was reality badboy Scott Disick, husband of Kourtney Kardashian. Is it just me or does Scott look a bit plastic?