Chris Brown admits that the NSFW bathroom mirror picture of his giant manhood – is, in fact, really him.
“It was an out of the shower shot. It was like, ‘hey what’s up,’ the ‘look at me now.’ I was alone but I wasn’t even excited.”
Translation: Yes, my flaccid d**k is really that big. “It’s whatever, man. I’m comfortable with my body.”
He concludes by explaining how the picture landed in the public eye: “Girls be reckless.” Translation: Yes, I am still a terrible boyfriend.
Man, I can’t stand this guy. You know he leaked these pics himself… In case you’re interested in seeing his giant manhood, here ya go.