Gotta suck to be Charlie Sheen these days. Sure, he asked for it…but still.
TMZ reported earlier today that Charlie is attending rehab – in his own home. Sources say:
CBS, Warner Bros. and Charlie put their heads together and found an expert in addiction they think can help Charlie conquer his demons.
The expert and other professionals are coming to Charlie’s gated community in L.A., in no small part for privacy reasons. Many rehab facilities can be tricky when it comes to patients and others spilling secrets.
Is that really smart? Wouldn’t his home be one big temptation for him right now? Hopefully someone is there living with him!
While Charlie is rehabbing at home, porn star Kacey Jordan has been talking to absolutely anyone who will listen about what it was like in his mansion during his 36-hour bender last week. She tells E!:
“It was OK,” Jordan tells us. “It didn’t last very long.”
While Jordan was surprised about their “quick” romp, she has a theory why it was so brief.
“Because he was so f–ked up,” she claims. “When you’re that high…his performance wasn’t very long.”
By her count, Mr. Two and a Half Men clocked in at just over two and a half minutes. She alleges he later made some “excuses” for his abbreviated performance.
“It was a three-minute ordeal,” Jordan says of the hookup, which happened right before she left his house. “After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me. He was sloppy but still functioning, [he] wouldn’t stop kissing my feet. He promised me he’d get me a Bentley.”
All these fame-whores drive me nuts. Can you imagine being known as the porn star who took $30,000 from a high Charlie Sheen – after you had two and a half minutes of sex? Makes my skin crawl!
Posted Monday, January 31st, 2011 at 2:14pm
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