I posted excerpts from the interview earlier today, but I didn’t have the cover yet. Here’s the cover! If you missed the interview, go here! He talks about what Angelina Jolie’s reeeeally like. Also talks about why Disney hated his “gay” Jack Sparrow. GO HERE for the interview!

‘Your Highness’ looks to be absolutely hilarious. From the creator of ‘Pineapple Express’ comes this new comedy starring James Franco, Danny McBride (love him!), Zooey Deschanel, Natalie Portman and Justin Theroux! The trailer is a bit naughty, just giving you a heads up.

Throughout history, tales of chivalry have burnished the legends of brave, handsome knights who rescue fair damsels, slay dragons and conquer evil. But behind many a hero is a good-for-nothing younger brother trying just to stay out of the way of those dragons, evil and trouble in general. Danny McBride and James Franco team up for an epic comedy adventure set in a fantastical world—Your Highness. As two princes on a daring mission to save their land, they must rescue the heir apparent’s fiancée before their kingdom is destroyed.

Thadeous (McBride) has spent his life watching his perfect older brother Fabious (Franco) embark upon valiant journeys and win the hearts of his people. Tired of being passed over for adventure, adoration and the throne, he’s settled for a life of wizard’s weed, hard booze and easy maidens. But when Fabious’ bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), gets kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux), the king gives his deadbeat son an ultimatum: Man up and help rescue her or get cut off.

Half-assedly embarking upon his first quest, Thadeous joins Fabious to trek across the perilous outlands and free the princess. Joined by Isabel (Natalie Portman)—an elusive warrior with a dangerous agenda of her own—the brothers must vanquish horrific creatures and traitorous knights before they can reach Belladonna. If Thadeous can find his inner hero, he can help his brother prevent the destruction of his land. Stay a slacker, and not only does he die a coward, he gets front row seats to the dawn of an all-new Dark Ages.

Wow, I cannot stop laughing! This movie looks hilarious (and very crude). “If your v**ina is anything like my hand, it will be no problem”. LOL!

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardasian promote their tell all autobiography “Kardasian Konfidential” at Barnes & Noble on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan, New York today. The Kardashian sisters have been on a promotional whirlwind hitting the “Today” show and other outlets to promote this most recent marketing opportunity.

Audrey, this one’s for you.

Fame

Reese Witherspoon covers the January issue of Glamour, and in the interview she talks about her kids, career and getting older. About a year ago Reese broke up with Jake Gyllenhaal, who has recently been dating Taylor Swift.

On how getting older makes her feel sexier:

“I think as a woman, you get older, you feel more confident in your sexuality. You’re not as intimidated by it, not as embarrassed by it. Sexuality and femininity is an accumulation of age and wisdom and comfort in your own skin. I feel better–so much better now than I ever did in my twenties. I am calmer; I know who I am. And as a result, I feel much sexier.”

On having more kids:

“I would love to have more kids. Kids are the best part of my day. I don’t wake up to make movies. I wake up to hang out with my family.”

More from the article – plus another gorgeous picture after the jump! (more…)

She goes on and on an on… repeats herself continuously. Yes, she’s pregnant. Her fingers and feet are swollen. Well, everything appears to be swollen (check out the boobs)!

She talks about how she hates perfume, but loves perfume bottles. Says she’s not a perfume person. (Strange, considering she’s on the show to promote – amongst other things – perfume!)

Funny video! Watch it here!

Shiloh’s rocking the zebra boots!

Angelina took Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and Knox to visit the Paris Aquarium at the Trocadero.

Bauer Griffin

While 30 Seconds to Mars‘ collaboration with Kanye West on an early version of ‘Hurricane’ sparked some buzz, the track’s racy new music video is causing way more of a stir. The first cut of the short film was deemed too explicit for US television, frontman Jared Leto wrote on his blog.

The singer posted a partially redacted letter that contained notes on over 30 scenes that censors found to be overtly violent or sexual. One explicit scene between two women had to be covered for the video to even be aired at all, while several segments — which feature stabbings and bondage — can only be aired after certain times at night.

The censored version of the video can be found here. Above – I’ve posted the uncensored version – so beware!

I watched about half of it, I’m not a fan…let’s just say that.

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