Lindsay Lohan caught a break earlier today when she was sentenced by Judge Elden Fox to return to the Betty Ford Center, but now she thinks it’s not such a good idea.

TMZ reports:

It’s pretty stunning that Lindsay said this, since inpatient rehab was her only hope of staying out of jail.

The documents, prepared for today’s hearing, say, “The defendant says her clothing line is falling apart because she is not available to monitor the product.” She told the probation officer she’s scheduled to start working on a movie in November — we’re guessing it’s “Inferno” but the director tells us he will wait for her.

If she thought rehab was going to kill her career, imagine what jail would’ve done to it. She should be thankful!

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R&B superstar Usher was an early Casanova and lost his virginity at the age of 13.

The hunk rose to stardom as soon as he became a teenager after landing a record deal with LaFace Records following an appearance on TV talent show “Star Search.”

Usher admits he took advantage of his fame and was soon bedding girls on a regular basis – although his early intimate experiences were meaningless because he had no idea what he was doing.

He tells Vibe magazine, “I started having sex at 13. I didn’t understand why I was having sex until I was about 17 or 18. Let’s just say this: I didn’t realize (that) you start to finish (give his partner an orgasm). Up until that point, I had never finished. I just always had sex. I understood that I gotta make sure I please this woman, and I hope that her making those noises aren’t pain!”

Ew

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Lindsay Lohan was just ordered back to rehab until at least January 3, 2011 — no jail time.

Lohan is due back in court on February 25. She will be subject to drug testing in between her release from rehab until her court date.

The D.A recommended Lindsay get 180 days in county jail. The judge specifically stated he wanted Lindsay in rehab past the new year.

Lindsay’s estranged father, Michael Lohan, sat on the opposite side of the court from Lindsay’s mother, Dina.

The said to Lindsay at one point, “You are an addict. I hope you understand that.” Lindsay nodded her head in agreement.

Lindsay was in tears at the end of the hearing and simply told the judge, “Thank you.”

TMZ

The judge has just sentenced Lindsay to rehab – not jail. She needs to remain in rehab until January 3, 2011.

Will update soon…

What do you think? Was this the appropriate sentence?

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Keeping up with the polygamist Brown family just got more complicated! It turns out the stars of TLC’s hit show Sister Wives have been hiding a secret about how wives Janelle and Meri first met.

In this week’s issue of Star, we reveal the shocking news that Kody Brown‘s second wife Janelle was married to the brother of wife No. 1, Meri, before she joined their family. According to their marriage certificate, Janelle legally wed Adam Barber in Salt Lake City in December 1988. They divorced in 1990, three years before Janelle and Kody tied the knot in a nontraditional commitment ceremony.

As for Meri, “I know she was originally very upset over Janelle dumping her brother. I think there has been a lot of unspoken tension between her, Janelle and Kody all these years,” a family insider tells Star exclusively.

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