Rumors were circulating that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was pregnant with her first child, but she said that there’s one thing missing from that equation: sex!

Us Magazine reports:

During a Thursday radio appearance on Mojo in the Morning, Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi) shrugged off rumors that she’s pregnant.

How can she be so sure she’s not with child?

“You have to have sex to get pregnant,” Snooki quipped.

The show’s surprised hosts then asked the reality star about the last time she’s gotten intimate with someone. She replied, “I couldn’t even tell you…I think it’s been about 90 days.”

Her last beau was Jeff Miranda, a 24-year-old Iraq war vet who clicked with her in early August at Seaside Heights, NJ hotspot Karma.

I guess sex would help, wouldn’t it? [Enter obvious sarcasm here]

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Kim Kardashian was due to be presented a diamond-encrusted cake worth over a million dollars at her birthday bash at Glo Nightclub on Saturday. But the surprise was ruined as the reports streamed across the internet.

Now, she has turned down the cake surprise, calling it ridiculous. Radar Online reports:

“Kim was adamantly against accepting the cake,” an organizer of the reality star’s birthday festivities, GLO Night Club’s Danielle Orsino, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “It’s a shame that she couldn’t just enjoy it for what it is, a record-breaking diamond-encrusted cake gifted her, a lover of diamonds.”

Manhattan restaurateur Nino Selimaj, who made the cake, was slated to unveil it in a news conference Friday, but has since cancelled the event.

“Her people contacted Nino… thanked him for his efforts and explained they couldn’t accept,” Orsino told us exclusively. “Kim’s fans will be pleased to know that although she will not be accepting the cake, she is still appearing for her birthday at GLO on Saturday, October 23, as planned.”

Kim reacted to the news of the pricey cake Thursday, posting on her blog, “First of all, this is the first I’ve heard about this, and I would never allow anyone to spend that much money on a cake.

She has a point. It’s really ridiculous that they would want to gift her with such a lavish gift when there are people hurting in the world. What do you think?

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TV personality Kourtney Kardashian arrived at her hotel in New York City, New York on October 21, 2010 with boyfriend and baby daddy Scott Disick close behind her.

Kourtney is currently making headlines with the news as the next Kardashian to become a married woman, but are the rumors true? The pair have discussed giving their son Mason a sibling but have they decided to do things the “right” way and get hitched first?

What do you think?

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Kim Kardashian attends the Angels Ball in NYC, NY on October 21, 2010 in a curve hugging black ensemble.

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Paris Hilton headed out with her dogs and boyfriend Cy Waits took a trip to Trashy Lingerie in search of the perfect Halloween costume on October 21, 2010 in Los Angeles, California.

Paris showed off her little dogs costumes with a smile while wearing smiley faces on the shoulders of her shirt. After the pair picked out a costume for hallows eve they headed over to Lemonade in Beverly Hills, for some food and refreshments.

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Jessica Simpson gets cozy with her boyfriend Eric Johnson as they leave dinner in Los Angeles, CA on October 21, 2010.

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Emma Roberts attends the Escada store opening in Munich, Germany on October 21, 2010.

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