Lindsay Lohan plays a nun in the new Robert Rodriguez film Machete, but apparently she spends most of her time in the movie nude!

The movie doesn’t hit the big screen until September 3, but a viewer who claims to have gotten an early peek at the new film tells Jezebel that Lohan—who plays a weapon-bearing nun named April—is au naturel during the majority of her brief screen time. Says the tipster,

“I saw Machete. It’s really well-executed exploitation… but Lindsay is barely in it. She’s nude almost the whole time (except for the “nun with a gun” scene), and she has a videotaped ménage à trois with her [on screen] mother and Danny Trejo in a pool. Her father pulls her out of a drug den type situation and confesses (to priest Cheech Marin) to lustful thoughts about his daughter. “I just wish she’d look at me as more of a man.”

Should serve as a good warm-up for her next movie, Inferno, in which Lohan will play porn legend Linda Lovelace—and in which, according to reports, she gets very, very naked.

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This morning Star Magazine caused a firestorm when they call Ashton Kutcher out for cheating on wife, Demi Moore.

They reported:

Their 15-year age gap always made Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore seem like an unlikely match. And now, just five years after getting married, the couple’s relationship is in danger of falling apart as Star breaks the bombshell news that the actor was caught cheating with a sexy, young 20-something.

In the Sept. 13 issue of Star, on sale today, we report that an eyewitness saw the Punk’d mastermind kissing and groping a hot young blonde by an out-of-the-way bathroom at Italian restaurant Madeo in L.A.

“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her,” an eyewitness, who was on his way to the restroom tells Star. “I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi.”

When Demi learns the truth of about the steamy session — which Ashton’s rep denied — it will be her worst fear come true.

“All along, Demi was told it would never work, that he’s going to cheat,” a friend tells Star. “When she finds out that it happened, she’ll be devastated.”

Ashton took to his Twitter to deny this story, calling it “fiction”.  He said “I think Star magazine calling me a “cheater” qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees. STAR magazine – you don’t get to stand behind “freedom of the press” when you are writing fiction.”

Wife, Demi agrees! She wrote “No question! Excellent point my love!”

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Conan O’Brien’s highly anticipated TBS show finally gets a name! He’s going with the simple – and to the point, Conan.

“I’m just using ‘Conan’ and dropping the ‘O’Brien’ because I want to get away from the whole Irish thing.”

O’Brien did have a few other names for the new gig up his sleeve.

“I was going to announce the name of my new show today, but my lawyers tell me The Return of Nanny McPhee is taken,” he joked on Twitter yesterday.

Conan premieres Nov. 8 on TBS at 11 p.m.. and comes eight months after CoCo quit The Tonight Show rather than make room for the late-night return of Jay Leno. Four months and a $45 million severance package later, TBS made him an offer he couldn’t refuse: basic cable.

His new show will now go head-to-head with Leno, The Late Show With David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel Live! TBS, meanwhile, has pushed back its other marquee late-nighter, The George Lopez Show, to midnight.

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L.A. County Sheriff’s Department are looking to speak to Mel Gibson for the third time in connection with the extortion cast against Oksana Grigorieva.

Sources tell TMZ that the fact he’s being interviewed again suggests they are taking the extortion case very seriously.

In July – Oksana released a series of tapes in which Mel Gibson screamed and threatened ex-girlfriend, and the mother of his daughter, Oksana. Sources came out shortly after with “hard proof” that Oksana had tried to extort Mel for $10 million. She offered to keep the tapes under wraps in exchange for the large sum of money.

Blake Lively and the rest of the Gossip Girl cast filmed outside the Standard Hotel in NYC yesterday afternoon. She filmed with her new love interest, Sam Page (you know him as Joan’s husband in Mad Men!). Lively, 23, is still dating costar Penn Badgley, and they arrived on set together.

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