Just kidding…wishful thinking. No, Spencer Pratt is not going to kill himself, he’s just shaving. In the only way a crazy person could, with a giant knife. He just tweeted, “Shaving. Lost my razor, but this should work.”

So how many of you caught last night’s premiere of HBO’s highly anticipated Boardwalk Empire?

I have been eagerly awaiting the premiere for months! I absolutely adored Soprano’s – and there has been a huge hole in my Sunday night lineup since it ended in 2007.

HBO’s new mob series made its big premiere last night. So how was it? Let’s talk after the jump! (more…)

Lindsay Lohan’s probation has officially been revoked, and a bench warrant has been issued!  Although the warrant has been issued, it’s on hold until Friday at 8:30.

Lindsay is ordered to appear before Judge Eldon Fox on Friday morning at 8:30 AM. If she knows what’s good for her, she’ll be there bright an early.

The warrant comes after Lindsay failed two drug tests. One tested positive for cocaine, and the other TMZ just reported – tested positive for amphetamines. It’s not known what form of amphetamines Lindsay was taking, though it’s worth noting that Adderall (the drug Lindsay was prescribed and hooked on) is an amphetamine.

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Katy Perry showed up on Sesame Street to sing a kids version of her hit song “Hot and Cold”. In the clip, she sings about not being able to get Elmo to play dress up with her.

I’m surprised she’s wearing that top – or more so that Sesame Street would allow her to wear the show! In part of the clip, she’s running down the street, and it looks like her boobs are going to pop out of her top!

Sesame Street is going into it’s 41st season!

What do you think? Is Katy Perry dressed inappropriately for a kids show?

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Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria and husband Tony Parker are all smiles as they stroll hand in hand through Paris, France this afternoon. The city has special importance to the couple, who were wed there in 2007.  The couple were leaving the NJR radio studio, near where Tony grew up and attended the National Institute of Sports and Physical Education.

Eva returns as Gabrielle Solis when Desperate Housewives kicks off another season on Sunday, September 26. Vanessa Williams will join the cast as the wife of a baseball star.

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Famous fashionistas showed up today at the private memorial at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London.  Sarah Jessica Parker, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell and Anna Wintour were among the celebrities who showed up today to pay their respects.

Parker became emotional when she spoke in front of the celebrity-studded crowd. She said it was with “honor and great regret” that she was there to celebrate the memory of the late designer. “I would have loved to see what he would do next,” she said.

Bjork, who wore a white dress with angel wings, sang “Gloomy Sunday”.

“His final collection was a battle between dark and light. His was an 18-year career of harnessing his dreams and demons,” she said.

“He showed us everything was possible; dreams could become reality. But he has left us with an even more exceptional legacy, a talent that soared like the birds of his childhood above us all.”

McQueen shocked the fashion world when he took his own life in February. The controversial designer had taken a bunch of drugs before he hung himself. He had been depressed since the death of his mother.

The McQueen line continues to live under the creative direction of Sarah Burton.

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Bathazaar Getty and wife are back together after his year-long fling with Sienna Miller! Find out what he says about getting back together with his wife at DListed

Guess who’s not getting divorced after all? Pop Eater

Nicole Richie in a pool – with another man! Superficial

PICS! Check out these pictures from the Rihanna-hosted-Katy Perry Bachelorette Party! Popsugar

Kate Beckinsale would be hot in no matter what she wears! Hollywood Tuna

Russell Brand hits the red carpet post-arrest! toofab

Probably the scariest looking face ever. A face only a mother can love. A Socialite’s Life

An open letter to Ben Affleck. Lainey Gossip

Julia Roberts in a very mini mini-skirt! INO

Mila Jovovich’s daughter is adorable!! Celeb Baby Scoop

Sandra Bullock has hundreds of new men to party with! Betty Confidential

Get Megan Fox’s red carpet look! Make Her Up

Michael C. Hall talks candidly about battling cancer. Celebitchy