Yesterday rumors went wild that Lindsay Lohan is nude for her short time onscreen in the new movie Machete. A source reportedly said: “I saw Machete. It’s really well-executed exploitation… but Lindsay is barely in it. She’s nude almost the whole time (except for the “nun with a gun” scene), and she has a videotaped ménage à trois with her [on screen] mother and Danny Trejo in a pool. Her father pulls her out of a drug den type situation and confesses (to priest Cheech Marin) to lustful thoughts about his daughter. “I just wish she’d look at me as more of a man.”

Well, Mr. Skin – who’s made  a living off of finding nudity in movies – has also seen the movie, and says there’s no nudity.

In her Machete scenes, her boobs are continually covered by her hair or her arm, and in the case of the skinny-dipping waterfall scene, those breasts belong to a stand-in.

So rumor busted! No nudity for Lindsay!

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