Paris Hilton has convinced another TV network to give her her own reality show.

Sidenote: I was doing a little research for this post (surprising, I know) and found out something rather shocking. Did you know that The Simple Life, which she “starred” in with ex-BFF Nicole Richie aired for four years!? That’s craziness! No wonder they don’t speak anymore, a little Wonky goes a long way!

Anyway, this time around she’s looking to show her serious side, okay? She’s, like, totally deep, and, like, totally misunderstood.

The untitled-future-Emmy-winning-reality-show will air on Oxygen (suckers!) and will be about her life and her “work”.

The show will feature Hilton’s interactions with friends and family. One of the friends that will make an appearance, is the alleged-cocaine-addict Brooke Mueller (soon to be ex-wife of Charlie Sheen), which makes complete sense. Now we know what kind of “work” she’s she’s talking about! Maybe it was Brooke’s purse that contained the cocaine when Paris was busted!

Hey, as I type, I’m starting to get excited about this show. I take it back, it could be pure genius.

Katie Holmes and a slew of other female celebs showed up for Variety’s 2nd Annual Power of Women Luncheon held at The Beverly Hills Hotel today. I’m sure some people might actully like her dress, but I think it’s so ugly! It looks like a tablecloth my mom brings out at Thanksgiving! The confusing part is, a lot of people around the web are talking about how great the dress is. (Lainey even went as far as to say it’s her favorite outfit that Katie’s ever worn!) I am confused. What am I missing?

Maybe I’m not as fashion forward as I thought. That’s a lie, I never thought I was fashion forward. Hell, I’d say I’m fashion backwards. I get excited when Old Navy has a sale.

Anyway, Katie Holmes was being honored for her dress at the event for her work with Dizzy Feet Foundation, which helps support dance education.

I’m sorta on the fence with Jennifer Garner’s outfit also, but I love her, so she’s good in my book.

Maria Bello needs to lay off the juice. She’s looking a bit tense.

Amy Adams looks ridiculous! How in the world did she just have a baby! Look at that body! She looks gorgeous!

Kerri Washington should not stand sideways – looks like she’s got street cones under her dress.

Diane Lane is stunning! As are Eva Mendes and Anne Hathaway.

AnnaLynne McCord’s smile brought to you by JLo. Yikes.

Fame

“I’ve lost over 50 lbs and I’m having the time of my life,” the former “Cheers” star and Jenny Craig spokesperson wrote on her Twitter account.

Alley, who also says she has “30 more [pounds] to go,” showed off her new look by posting a picture of herself with her “Italian men friends.”

Above is the picture she posted on her Twitter, showing her weight loss.

Below is what she looked like this morning as she arrived home. In all fairness, I know that makeup and a blowout is what she really needs, but has she really lost 50lbs?  I think she looks fine, but I don’t know if I see 50lbs off what she looked like on her A&E reality show, The Big Life.

What do you think?

With the help of her new weight-loss system, “Organic Liason,” Alley claims she’s losing weight, and gaining self-esteem.

“Back from Italy, found the love of my life….turned out it was me,” she tweeted.

Bauer Griffin

After 13 years of flaunting her perfect figure for Victoria’s Secret, Heidi Klum has decided to hang up her wings.

“All good things have to come to an end,” Klum tells E! News of her departure. “I will always love Victoria and never tell her secret. It’s been an absolute amazing time!”

While a reason wasn’t given for her decision to leave, one has to imagine the woman is just too busy! She’s happily married to Seal, and together they’re raising their four children. (PS: Did you see Seal’s latest music video where they are naked in bed together!? Watch it here) Besides her work at home, she’s also hosting Project Runway, and will debut a line of shoes for New Balance this month!

PICS: Heidi at this week’s Milan Fashion Week: amfAR Milano 2010 Red Carpet.

Hallelujah!

Yesterday I wrote a rather scathing post on Amber, and how utterly shocked I was at her behavior towards ex-fiance Gary, and her baby, Leah. Well, luckily I’m not the only one who saw the episode and became worried.

RadarOnline is reporting that 20-year-old Amber is under police and Child Protective Services! In Tuesday’s episode, Amber was videotaped kicking, slapping, punching, scratching and verbally assaulting Gary. In one scene, she even tried kicking him down the stairs.

We were made aware of the domestic abuse following the episode that aired on MTV,” Anderson Public Information Officer Mitch Carroll told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.

“Based on that there was a case drafted and a detective was assigned. The Department of Child Protective Services in Indiana notified us that they had been aware of the incident as well.”

“Once the detective reviews the initial case report…there will need to be interviews conducted with Amber and Gary,” Carroll said.

“Anytime you have photographic or video evidence it helps.”

Go get her tigers!

The happy couple were secretly married in July. Mom-to-be Miranda looks gorgeous!