The cast of Jersey Shore spending timeout doing their usual rituals. Snooki & Deena Nicole Cortese go to a tanning salon. Paul DelVecchio and Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino hang out.

Anyone watch Jersey Shore? Any fans or haters out there? What do you think of Snook’s red hair? I’m not feeling it.

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Rachel Uchitel may have been able to get her claws into Tiger Woods, but the Tiger’s ex mistress has not had any luck snaring Jake Pavelka.

A source revealed to RadarOnline.com that Uchitel enlisted one of her friends to email the former Bachelor to go out on a date with her. Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.

Jake recently ended his brief relationship with Vienna Girardi. In a very public forum they fought about infidelity, lies, and questions about Jake’s sexual orientation. The two have not spoken to each other since the very dramatic event was televised on June 24.

“What people don’t understand is that was 24 hours after my [publicist] called me on the set of Drop Dead Diva saying the relationship was over. [Vienna] didn’t call me, it was a publicist,” Jake recently said in defense of his angry demeanor on the ABC special.

Despite being single, Jake doesn’t plan on dating Rachel.

“Jake thinks she’s probably a ‘nice girl’ but isn’t looking to date anytime soon,” the source said.

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Ne-Yo looks like he’s got swagger. He he is stopping in at the BBC Radio One studio.

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Amy Poehler, comedian and star of The Parks and Recreation, 38, gave birth to a beautiful baby boy!

This is her second child with comedian husband Will Arnett on Friday morning.

“Abel James Arnett was born on Friday morning and weighed in at 7 lbs., 13 oz. ,” Poehler’s rep tells UsMagazine.com. “Amy, Will, Abel and Archie are all healthy and resting comfortably.”

Amy Poehler and Will Arnett wed in August 2003. They also welcomed son Archie in October 2008.

Congratulations Amy & Will!

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“The Bachelorette” Ali Fedotowsky and her handsom fiance Roberto Martinez make an appearance on the “Live with Regis and Kelly” show.

They are one gorgeous couple!

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Annette Bening and Julianne Moore star as Nic and Jules, a lesbian couple with teenage children in the brilliant The Kids Are All Right. Their children, played by Mia Wasikowska and Josh Hutcherson decide they’d like to look up their sperm-donor father, played by the amazing Mark Ruffalo. (Man, do I love me some Mark Ruffalo)

Mark plays a hippie-ish farmer/restaurant owner, who seems to be having the time of his life as a bachelor, who doesn’t realize how badly he wants a family until they are dropped in his lap.

The movie is smartly written, brilliantly acted, and I loved every minute of it. Every character is explored, every emotion is well played, and by the end, you really feel for all the characters individually. Annette was astounding, played Nic with force.

I don’t want to give much of the movie away, but I really think you should see it. It’s one of those movies that everyone is going to be talking about come awards season, I guarantee it. And if you like Mark Ruffalo, you should see it for the simple fact that he has literally – never looked hotter!

The most talked-about movie at the 2010 Sundance Film Festival, and the winner of the Teddy Award for Best Feature Film at the 2010 Berlin International Film Festival, The Kids Are All Right is directed by Lisa Cholodenko (High Art, Laurel Canyon) from an original screenplay that she wrote with Stuart Blumberg (Keeping the Faith). The movie combines comedic surprise with poignant emotional truth in a funny, vibrant, and richly drawn portrait of a modern family.