Lindsay Lohan spent last week partying away in Cannes, spending each night on a different yacht, drinking – and being photographed next to lines of coke.
Monday morning she appeared before the a frustrate judge bright and early. Lindsay was ordered to attend alcohol classes once a week, wear a SCRAM bracelet at all times, and be randomly drug tested once a week. (Read more) Before leaving the courthouse, Lindsay was fit with her SCRAM bracelet which will detect even the smallest amounts of alcohol or drugs. The judge made it clear that if Lindsay slips up – even a bit – she’ll land her freckled butt in jail.
Sidenote: Lindsay is desperately trying to perk up her SCRAM bracelet. She posted this tweet on her Twitter page.
Lindsay is not allowed to leave LA due to her random drug testing, at the protest of Lindsay’s lawyer. Lindsay claims to be needed in Texas where she is supposedly filming a movie. Lohan is in talks to play a character called “Lieutenant” in the Willie Nelson-produced adventure comedy The Dry Gulch Kid, which starts shooting in the Lone Star State this summer. (Read More) We’ll see if Lindsay is allowed to leave the state in order to work. As it looks now, the judge wants to keep her in LA.
On Wednesday, after nine hours in the salon, Lindsay emerged with blonde hair. Maybe she’s hoping for a fresh new start?
Yesterday Lindsay met up with her probation officer for the first time. Lindsay is required by law to check in with her probation officer every night to find out whether or not she will be drug tested the following day. Lindsay must meet with her probation officer once a week. (Read More)
Also yesterday, photographer Terry Richardson released photographs of Lindsay posing as porn star Linda Lovelace, who shot to stardom after filming the adult movie, Deep Throat.Lindsay signed on to play Linda Lovelace, who starred in the film Deep Throat, but later went on to crusade against the porn industry.
PICS: Lindsay Lohan stops by her assistant’s house in Santa Monica carrying garment bags and skillfully hiding her court appointed ankle bracelet.
It was confirmed yesterday that Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will replace Megan Fox as the co-star of “Transformers 3.” So who is this pillow-lipped beauty and where did she come from?
The 23-year-old Brit was born in Devon to a chartered surveyor and a fitness instructor, and she gets her aristocratic-sounding name from her great-great-grandfather, politician Sir Herbert Huntington-Whiteley, 1st Baronet. She was discovered in high school, where she was reportedly voted “Person Most Likely to become a Supermodel” and has since modeled for Abercrombie & Fitch, DKNY, Ralph Lauren, Top Shop, Burberry’s, Victoria’s Secret and much more.
Whiteley is also dating bad boy actor Jason Statham (pictured above at Coachella).
And obviously money can’t buy you talent, either. Wow, that video is painful to watch!! The Countess Luann from Real Housewives of New York debuts her “classy” new video.
“I’m constantly distracted by my ambition, narcissism, vanity, desire, lust,” says comedian Russell Brand in the latest Rolling Stone cover story. “I don’t pretend to enjoy anonymity.” After breaking out with the character Aldous Snow in the 2008 comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall not to mention a high-profile relationship with pop star Katy Perry, the 35-year-old comic genius better get used to even more attention, especially when Brand reprises his Snow character in the hilarious new movie Get Him to the Greek.
Rolling Stone gets deep inside the warped mind of Brand to get one of the most comprehensive profiles of the comic genius yet. Brand opens up about everything from his rough working-class childhood (“[I was] tubby and unlovely and odd and obscure and bland,” he says) to his battle with a debilitating drug addiction. Brand has since kicked his addictions, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t still get his rocks off. “Whilst on tour, I masturbate a little bit, but not too much,” Brand admits. “It’s similar to the monkeys you see masturbating at the zoo, where it’s like ‘Zookeeper! Zookeeper! There’s something wrong with that monkey! And then, of course, if you ejaculate onto yourself, there’s that beautiful, transcendent, orgasmic moment of relief, then you walk to the bathroom, clean up and you catch yourself in the mirror and it’s like, ‘I don’t know what you’re looking at! Kings have done that!’”
With six feature films in the works, Brand is poised to supersaturate the country, but he still has some demons to overcome. “Going on a voyage of self-discovery isn’t as exciting as getting your c*ck sucked while chomping on chocolate and playing Nintendo, is it?” Brand wonders. “Ultimately, it’s more gratifying. And my life will be ascetic and about denial. But I’m not there yet, so the conflict continues.”
Charlie Sheen has agreed to plead guilty on a misdemeanor charge in connection with his Christmas Day arrest for attacking his wife Brooke Mueller while they vacationed in Aspen.
As part of the deal, the Colorado D.A., Charlie may face up to 45 days behind bars in Aspen. In exchange for his guilty plea, one of the more serious charges (felony menacing) will be dropped.
Sheen is due back in court on June 18th for a motions hearing – and his trial is scheduled to begin on July 21st. He’ll appear before the judge on June 7th to enter his guilty plea – and at that point, the trial can be canceled. Charlie will need to appear before the judge himself.
“Sheen’s going to be an Aspen resident for a little while,” a high-ranking official told Us. “His legal representatives didn’t want to risk him going to prison and thought it best to resolve the case now… Aspen is a lot more desirable than Canon City.”
Instead of jail time, Sheen could also be put on probation for two years or go to trial.
