I don’t buy into the rumors that the two of them are a couple. I think they do it all for publicity (shocking, I know). I probably feel this way in part because I think Gerard is a total man-whore, and I don’t like him anymore (not since Ugly Truth, 90 minutes of pure hell).

They put on a good show, though, don’t they? I love Jennifer Aniston. I want her to hook up with… hmm, who shall it be? Who would Jennifer look good standing next to? (Part of me wants her to pry Brad Pitt out of Angelina Jolie’s cold, boney hands!) How about Matthew Goode? Yeah, they’d be cute! Look at those legs! She’s hot!

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