Brace yourself. They are making a Smurfs movie. Yep. And Katy Perry has signed on as former Gargamel plant gone good girl Smurfette, whom we must assume was somewhat responsible for Baby Smurf, although that mystery is never truly resolved. Also on board: Alan Cumming, who’s playing Gutsy Smurf. What? Come on, he was born to play Vanity Smurf.

Neil Patrick Harris will play an undisclosed live-action character who has to be Gargamel. I’m in the rare category of people who never liked the smurfs because I thought they were annoying and nowhere as endearing as their deep sea counterparts, The Snorks. Plus, I resented their portrayal of cats as evil.

Perry and her fiance, Russell Brand, made it to the Vanity Fair post Oscars party, where she showed up in a totally amazing awesome dress, although she desperately needed a necklace to distract from the long stretch between her neck and her surprisingly large, kind of heading south breasts. She also had a bit of an oops moment when she cursed while being interviewed for a British program that was being aired live. Fortunately, Britain’s come a long way since the days of kicking in telly sets over Johnny Rotten’s filthy mouth, so they probably won’t be burning her in effigy.

Source, Fame Pictures