Marilyn Manson took to his Facebook Page today to announce that he has been diagnosed with the swine flu.  Insert joke here.

So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that f***ing a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in “no way” contributed to… me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive. M