Keanu Reeves should’ve called Maury Povich – DListed

Lindsay Lohan to get nekkid for Playboy? – Hollywood Tuna

Chris Brown is still a huge d-bag. Wow – Pop Sugar

YAY: Here comes Samantha Jones! – Lainey Gossip

Tori Spelling does not look like a horse! – Pop Eater

Lady Gaga has something to show you – The Superficial

INSANE: Sarah Palin wanted to adopt Bristol’s baby – Hollywire

PHOTO: Cate Blanchett’s son is just adorable – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Chris Brown, the role model?!??!? – Pop Squire

VIDEO: Sneak peek of The Real Housewives of Atlanta – INO

Ryan Seacrest wants to taser Heidi Montag? – Allie Is Wired

Tim Gunn calls Jon Gosselin a slob – Nice! – Celebitchy

Courtney Love is eating something, we all rejoice – Popbytes

Daniel Craig is rockin’ the pornstache – SOW

Justin Timberlake is a big shot – Gabby Babble

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