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The SI swimsuit model transforms from impossibly lovely to inaccessibly exquisite as we write part of a Stephen King story on her naked body — and offers some tricks for looking sexy in photos along the way.

Her ambitions: “Heidi Klum. I really like what she’s doing. It’s what I picture myself as.”

Having part of a Stephen King story written on her body for the Esquire cover: “I haven’t seen anything like that ever. So I wanted to be the girl who did it.”

She also talks about how to look sexy in photos, which, as it turns out, involves three key tricks.

Trick one: “The palm of the hand — you need to make it long, your fingers long.” She makes a claw shape with her fingers, then languidly unfurls them. (Note: This trick works well.)

Trick two: “Always make your feet point.” She extends her leg like a ballerina so her foot is part of a single, graceful line. (Note: This trick works well.)

Trick three: “Your collarbone… how do I say it? Let me show it. Pop it up, pop it out. It’s all in the definition of the bones.” She pulls the placket of her shirt back, along with a tank top and a bra strap, to reveal the top of her breast and the length of her right clavicle. She flexes her chest so the bone is instantly more defined. (Note: This trick works extremely well.)

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Joe Jonas is the latest to bring forth his version of Beyonce’s Single Ladies. I’m not sure what posessed him to make this video, but I’m pretty sure he’s liking those tights a bit too much.  There’s something very wrong about seeing a Jonas brother in heels, slapping himself in the arse.

Don’t ask why, but when I watched the video, I thought of Simple Jack.

Enjoy. If you can.

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Renee Zellweger celebrates “The 50 Most Glamorous Women of 2009″ with the June issue of Glamour.

Renee’s Her Dream Guy: “I’m attracted to intelligence and creativity and passion – and not necessarily the romantic kind,” Renee – who was briefly married to country crooner Kenny Chesney — explains. “I want to learn from someone who is greedy for information and light and laughter and the whole world. Someone who celebrates their days and finds inspiration in what other people accomplish.”

Renee on Twitter: “I can’t think of anything more horrible than sharing what I’m doing all day..”

She looks awesome!

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Answer here!