Joel gets in a bit of an argument
Joel Madden was left fuming during a weekend visit to a farmers’ market in Los Angeles, when a fellow shopper insulted his one-year-old daughter by comparing her to a dog.
He explains on his Twitter.com blog, “Harlow and I went to the farmers’ market today… We had fun. Best part? Watching this lady freak out. I’ll explain.
“They wouldn’t let her dog run around. They said it was a health violation. She then looks at Harlow and other little kids around and says…. ‘Look at these kids! They’re more of a health violation than my dog!’ And I said, ‘Lady, I’ll drop kick that lil’ mutt if you don’t shut it.’”
photo: Bauer-Griffin
June 1st, 2009 at 1:04 pm
LOL!!! Joel is awesome! I woulda freaked if I woulda heard someone say something like that too!
June 1st, 2009 at 1:08 pm
That’s freakin hysterical! I’m really starting to like Joel Madden. Perfect response to someone insinuating that your child is less sanitary than something that licks it’s own butt and eats it’s own poo. Rock on, Joel!!
June 1st, 2009 at 5:25 pm
People need to get over those stupid little dog/accessories. I usually want to drop kick the dog’s owners.
They’re prob are a health violation, they prob shit and piss all over those ugly little purses they come in.
June 1st, 2009 at 6:00 pm
No kidding! I have a 70 lb dog and I don’t take him everywhere with me. I was going into Sams Club and this girl was whining and aruging with the employee becuase they wouldn’t let her bring her dog inside, even though it was in a purse. Come on, it’s a grocery store! Leave your little pooch at home!
June 2nd, 2009 at 6:29 am
#1 You do not mess with someone’s child
#2 There will always be stuckup old biddies who think there dogs are gold because no one else can take there company.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Animal abuse is not funny. Joel is an asshole.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
People need to get over their children. It’s the ultimate expression of narcissism: this thing came from my genetic material, therefore it’s the most important thing in the world.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I’d like to drop kick his ugly ass kid.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
What the fk did the dog do to him, exactly??? Threaten the woman, you idiot, or she’ll end up kicking your kid because you attack her dog, and she’ll be totally justified. Kicking babies and kicking puppies is equally evil.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
She is probably right…children carry all sorts of cooties…I have gotten sick from kissing a baby, but never a dog.
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
first of all, the lady is right. kids are very germy. i think she just came out all wrong. joel is an asshole because its not that serious and if he was smart, he would have understood what she was saying
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Joel needs his own rear end drop kicked. This is the same Joel that bragged how he was teaching his daughter to bite people and thought it was the greatest thing on Earth. When some of us said we were moms and that’s not so cool in reality, he blew up at us and said some B.S. about wanting his daughter to fight my daughter or some ridiculous crap.
Everyone wants to applaud him for being a dad – lol. He’s a total schmuck.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
wow he is so articulate. zzzzzzzzzz
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Yeah, kicking a dog is a completely valid response to someone saying something you find offensive. Why is this douchebag famous again? I can see how kids would be just as nasty as a dog, actually. How many times have we all seen kids picking their noses, picking at scabs, coughing all over the place? You think their hands are any cleaner than a dog’s mouth? It’s highly unlikely a dog would lick a piece of fruit, but every time I’ve ever been to a farmer’s market I’ve seen a herd of little bastards putting their grubby hands on everything in sight. So, please. Dogs and kids should both be allowed at farmer’s markets as long as they are leashed or in purses.
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Wow, that farmer\’s market sucks. I bring my dog to our local market every Thursday. The vendors/farmers welcome him with open arms (and lots of treats). There\’s one vendor who sells buffalo meat (delish) and also sells big meaty buffalo bones. Every week he cuts a special big bone for my dog.
Are most farmer\’s markets snobby like the one Joel Douche Madden goes to, or did I just luck out with a great one?
BTW my dog is not a purse dog, he\’s a 90 pound German Shepherd and is very well mannered.
June 2nd, 2009 at 6:13 pm
It\’s not the dog\’s fault how the owner felt. I think he sounds like an asshole to threaten an animal that wasn\’t threatening him. I bet it was cuter than his little kid. He likely exagerated what the woman said anyway.
June 2nd, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Don’t you people know the meaning of sarcasm?? Joel said later on Twitter that he would never actually hurt a dog, he was just mad at the woman. I love dogs too but of course dogs are more likely to pee and poop on the ground where people can step in it. Children don’t usually do this.
Joel Madden is a kind, down to Earth person and I think he is doing his best to be a good dad. It is hard enough being a parent without being under a microscope 24/7. Give him a break.
As for asking why Joel Madden is famous, he was famous way before Nicole came along. He is the lead singer for the band Good Charlotte. duh!!! and they are a really talented, fun band. I’ve been a huge fan for years.
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Lilly: I agree – I’ve never understood the need to have biological children other than to satisfy some morbid, self-serving curiosity to see what one’s own blood will look like. There are so many children already in the world who need homes. Why make more?
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:59 pm
um Lola dear, never understood the need, or can’t seem to find anyone actually willing to knock you up?
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Kids suck.
Dogs are awesome.
Good Charlotte is a shit band.
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
And I’ve never understood the need to comment on the reproductive choices of others. Assuming that people choose to have biological children only to see what they’ll look like is simple-minded. There will ALWAYS be children in the world who need homes. It serves no purpose to demonize those who choose to have their own.
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:21 am
Well I actually agree with the lady. My dog is ALWAYS better behaved than the whining, crying, puling little snot nosed brats in public, yet I cannot take her to most places. How is that fair? A baby shits itself, how is that not a health hazard? If you allow one, why not allow the other? Especially when, to some people, our dogs ARE our children. All you parents get offended when we say that we don\’t like your brats and wish that they were banned in public, but we are just being ridiculous when we get outraged when you do it to us. Hypocrites much? You basically want everyone to kowtow to you and your brats, but you refuse to show even the SLIGHTEST consideration or understanding for our point of view. Yet you wonder why those of us who are proudly and determinedly childless are the way we are.
You are assholes, plain and simple…being a parent makes you a selfish, oblivious, inconsiderate jackass that thinks the world revolves around you and your crotchspawn. Well, we are sick to death of it, and please be prepared to be called the hell out, because your arrogance, and lack of consideration and respect for others is NOT going to be tolerated any longer.
Joel Madden can STFU and eat shit. I\’d love to see him threaten to kick MY dog…how would his ugly ass feel if someone threatened to kick his mongoloid retard baby? See what I mean about no consideration? I\’m a short and skinny girl but I could whip his gay girly ass with one hand tied behind my back…LOL!
Oh, and I realize that I am not being very considerate with these comments, but I have realized that it is futile to show consideration with parents. You have to give respect to get it, and I have NEVER seen ONE PARENT that has the slightest bit of concern for the feelings of anyone but themselves. When that magical day comes, I\’ll change my tune…but I certainly won\’t be holding my breath.
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:58 am
Lilly, Lola, Ihateyourkids, and everyone else who is hating on Joel/Parents in General for this: You people need to take some f’n chill pills. He was joking… GTFO…you all sound so pathetic and angry over something that is NOT an issue. I hate good charlotte and think he’s a tool but this story is not so important that you need to go on such crazy rants. GET A LIFE (especially ihateyourkids you need some mental help I think)
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:01 am
@ihateyourkids: you just sounds like a pathetic person. I’m pretty sure you are just so angry about this becasue it brings up all of your bitter feelings towards the fact that no one wants to have a child with you because you are batsh*t insane.
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:32 am
Joel is an egotistical, whiney, little bitch…Why anyone gives a crap about what he has to say is beyond me & the douches who care about his asinine Twitter crap, just feed into him making more ridiculously annoying comments…Nicole is even worse…They both walk around like they are the shit & talk like they deserve parent of the year awards when they are both clueless, vapid tools.
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:24 am
WOW! Stalker much?
Look at the times on the posts from “Lionel Says: June 2nd, 2009 at 12:37 pm” down to ” tanisha Says: June 2nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm” and many of the posts later (like Lily) after that are ALL THE SAME PERSON.
GET HELP!!!
June 3rd, 2009 at 9:29 am
“Lori Says:
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:58 am
Lilly, Lola, Ihateyourkids, and everyone else”
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Sorry Lori,
But ALL those posts were all ONE person! She’s clinically INSANE, and so are all of her multiple personalities. (Wanna bet they EACH come back and try to defend her) It’s a party in her head!
June 14th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Look at the post from “LOLA” under the Angelina Jolie story.
GET HELP PSYCHO!!!!!!!!
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