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So what is Tom Cruise going to follow up “Valkyrie” with?

Cruise’s last actual hit movie was released in June 2006 — that was “Mission: Impossible 3,” and although it was very well made by director J.J. Abrams, it was not the monster that its predecessors had been.

Since then, Cruise has appeared in the dreadful box office loser, “Lions for Lambs,” and made his popular cameo appearance as an offensive movie producer in “Tropic Thunder.”

“Valkyrie,” which kicked up a storm of controversy, made a little over $83 million domestically during its run. It wasn’t a flop, but for Cruise it was below his average $100 million take and well below the Mission: Impossible movies, almost by half.

The film has taken in a little more than $100 million in the rest of the world, with its biggest successes in Germany, Italy, the United Kingdom, and China, where it made over $7 million.

In Germany, where “Valkyrie” was supposed to rehabilitate Cruise’s image and ingratiate his frowned upon Scientology, the movie made a middling $10 million. It opened and closed fast, already off the charts. By contrast, “The Reader” is number 1 and has made more money. “Twilight” did $20 million there. “Benjamin Button” has done almost $19 million. “Australia” has taken in $15.5.

Also, “Valkyrie” — which probably cost more like $150 million total when all the bookkeeping is done — brought the end of Cruise’s producing partnership with Paula Wagner and threw his deal with MGM to make movies at their United Artists into question.

Now it’s mid March, and Cruise has no movies in the can for 2009 or even 2010. If he doesn’t start something soon, he could miss the summer 2010 release schedule. (more…)

Lindsay Lohan — who hasn’t appeared in a movie since 2007′s I Know Who Killed Me — says she’s looking for a job.

“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do,” she says in April’s Nylon.

“Like the one movie I’ve wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton],” she continues. “But, um, that didn’t work out… it is what it is.”

The 22-year-old actress — who recently fought an arrest warrant, which was recalled — goes on: “[Producers said] ‘You’re not right for the part, and that’s it.’ That’s how I like to hear it…I can take it, I’m a big girl. Obviously, you don’t want me. I don’t want to do something that somebody doesn’t want me to be involved in anyway.”

But Lohan says she’s “talking to a lot of people right now” — or at least trying to.

“One is Sean Penn — I spoke to him the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”

In the meantime, Lohan has been keeping herself busy blogging.

“I think I just got carried away,” she says. “Like writing about my relationships…I didn’t need to do that, because we [Samantha Ronson] weren’t broken up and that was silly. And then if that happens again, they expect me to say, ‘No,’ again, you know. And I get afraid of that.”

Lohan also takes a dig at Britney Spears, who’s currently touring the country on the back of her No. 1 album, Circus.

“She’s marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is,” Lohan says. “Not necessarily as, like, an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn’t want to pretend.”

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