Is Angie on the Master Cleanse diet?
The folks at Star are reporting that Angelina Jolie aims to shed 21 pounds in as many days for her role as a CIA agent in her new film.
Even though she’s already slim, the diet of water, lemon juice and maple syrup has her feeling weak, and because she does her own stunts, people are afraid she’s going to injure herself.
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March 24th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
If this is true, she’s a bigger moron than I thought she was.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:18 am
who really gives a shit? lol No pun intended
March 25th, 2009 at 8:29 am
Good. Maybe she’ll wither away and disappear forever.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:30 am
What a fat-ass bitch!
March 25th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Why? Is her character imprisoned & tortured? Even so, I saw her in Wanted & she is emaciated to the point of distraction. If her bad acting isnt already taking away from the film then her creepy skinniness is doing it.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:42 am
I did extra work on this film and she’s absolutely gorgeous up close AND a total sweetheart. Now I now why so many gossip blog trolls hate her, it’s called jealousy and envy.
March 25th, 2009 at 9:09 am
good, maybe then she\’ll disappear forever. phony bitch.
March 25th, 2009 at 9:26 am
I HATE THIS BITCH !!
March 25th, 2009 at 9:36 am
ah the sun, the bastien of truth! lol
jolie owns u !
March 25th, 2009 at 9:45 am
can’t be true. she needs to gain 21 pounds in order to look healthy.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:20 am
She doesn’t do her own stunts! i just saw pics of her and the stunt double for this movie the other week!
Deflate that ego, that should shed the pounds!
March 25th, 2009 at 11:11 am
the cleanse is water, lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper. Nobody does it for more than 10 days straight (and that’s extreme) Pretty sure this article is BS. And to everyone else… How can you not like her? She’s talented and beautiful. Green is an ugly color. You all wear it well.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Kate: *high five*
March 25th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Doubt it. This is the Star mind you. They are a few steps above being a comic book. And not big steps either.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Good! Maybe she\’ll be so weak she\’ll fall off a tall building and put us all out of the misery of constant press on her rainbow village family….ewwwww
March 25th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
People don’t like her because she’s an egotistical hypocritical overexposed hollywood tripe no acting talent to match her big ego, and we wish she would just go away. I love how all the brangeloonie tards always pull out the “just jellis” card when someone doesn’t worship their saint angelina.
March 25th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Natalie’s comment sums up just about everything I was going to say.
March 25th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
But Natalie, she’s PREEEEEETTTY. Doesn’t that mean we have to love her? Gag.
March 25th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
People don’t like her because she treats children like Cabbage Patch dolls…Gotta collect ‘em all!!!
That and the overexposure of her and the clan is more than a little old.
March 25th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I did the Master Cleanse in September for 10 days. Felt weak and cold, yes, but alert as sh*t compared to my usual regime of carbs, carbs, and more carbs. I planned to use it to transition into a healthier eating plan (NOT lose weight), but I ended up losing 16 lbs and looking like a skeleton.
Since Angie already looks like Skeletor’s wifey, she better be careful she doesn’t die.
March 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Seriously, did they think people would buy this by typing “Angelina Jolie aims to shed 21 pounds in as many days…” and never explain WHY?
She is already bone thin enough to play a prisoner of war with authenticity. What could she possibly want to lose 21 pounds for?
March 25th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
If anything she needs to GAIN 21 pounds. I hope she isn’t really trying to lose weight.
March 25th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Oh yeah Star the bastion of TRUTH …NOT. The day the Star tells the truth and nothing but the truth is the end of tabloids mag. No wonder lots of Angelina Haters read and believe what STAR print they want it it to be the truth so badly. Haters are a bunch of BRAINDEAD HAGS
March 25th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
You beyotches better stop making fun of me or I\’ll sic my bodyguard Mickey on you! Wait, I forgot, Brad fired his a$$ so now he\’s writing a tell-all about me, my fake relationship with Bradlett and my Kidz For Publiz lifestyle. That\’s ok, I have my many male AND female lovahs to console me! And don\’t forget my bro James Haven, he\’s my true love. So what if my pop Jon Voight wants to lock me up in the looney bin, my heroin addiction is well hidden from the public eye (for now) and all my plastic surgery seems to be working for me. The world knows I\’m Saint Ange! (cackles evilly and cues Jaws music)
March 26th, 2009 at 12:54 am
I CAN’T beieve that. I love Angelina so much and I can’t imagine her being as stupid as wanting to do something like that!! She is stick thin and needs to put on a lot of weight in order to just be normal and healthy! She has no fat on her body to lose – that’s just insane!!! She needs to start taking care of herself.
May 4th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Hey that lady needs to start eating so she can gain some meat because all she has is bones
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