John Mayer Twitters: “This Heart Didn’t Come With Instructions”
As he copes with another split from Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer has turned to Twitter to express his thoughts.
“This heart didn’t come with instructions,” he posted on Monday.
Mayer’s heart has been all over the place during his time with Aniston, 40: They broke up two times in 13 months.
In August 2008, they first called it quits. At the time Mayer blabbed about the split to paparazzi outside his NYC gym, stressing that he was the one who broke things off.
“I ended a relationship to be alone because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right,” he said.
They got back together and even attended the Oscars together last month.
“You have to really be with someone that you know who has your back in that situation,” he said of attending the show with her.
Alas, they split a short time later.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Whata cheesy asshole. That guys head is ENORMOUS
March 17th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
He should have twittered that “This brain came with no knowlegde”…. What a cold hearted idiot. He’s a waste of time and completely immature and stupid. He’s talented but he’s a complete buffoon
March 17th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
he is a jackass
March 17th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Oh come on.. seriously? At least if you\’re using a source people can access publicly, post the entire thing?
\"# My six word story: \"This heart didn\’t come with instructions.\"6:02 PM Mar 16th from web \"
It was part of a \"6 word story\" meme trend that was going on yesterday.
If you look at his timeline (and search for @johncmayer messages yesterday) it\’s filled with them.
March 18th, 2009 at 8:55 am
He treats woman like crap, and they still go back. His dick must be a wonderland!
March 18th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Garp, you ignorant slut…
John John’s a douche who thinks he’s a musician. Jen Jen’s a fug who thinks she can act. Fuck ‘em both.
How’s that for a meme, darlin’?
March 18th, 2009 at 9:50 am
seriously, didn’t we all see this coming?! she is so ripe for a successful relationship and a family, and so she hooks up with John Mayer?! not once, but twice?! he’s a brilliant musician, but not husband material yet.
Jenn, hun, try therapy. It worked for me and helped me stop making really bad choices in men.
March 18th, 2009 at 11:05 am
maybe he is douche but so is she. she must be a nutcase to even go back with someone who keeps humiliating her PUBLICLY please! But I smell publicity stunt from her manager. Her next movie she\’ll come back with him I bet on that!
March 19th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Why can’t she keep a man?!?! it’s not even a choice of marrying a guy or just going out with one. She must have a terrible personality…but at least it matches her looks. Ugh1