
STOP READING IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED…
8:02 – Jennifer Lopez is freaking annoying, and not wearing her ring! Hmmm… drama.
8:03 – Kate Winslet wins for “The Reader” – note to self, must go see this movie. Love Kate, glad she won!
8:06 – If Miley Cyrus wins for best song, I’m going to make my next drink a double.
8:08 – Bruce Springsteen wins for “The Wrestler” – I can’t tell you how bad I want to see that!! I have no idea if I spelled his name right. Too lazy to google it. (PS: I just googled it, and shock! I spelled it right!)
8:13 – Commercial break, and I’m drinking pineapple juice with Vodka and Chambord. Very nice.
8:14 – Wish I could read lips, I want to know what Brad Pitt just said to Robert Downey Jr. PS: Eva Longoria looks great. PPS: Rumer Willis should not be a redhead.
8:16 – Troy just says to me “Can you believe Ashton Kutcher is still with Demi Moore? What the crap.” I don’t think he even reads my blog, so I’m proud he even knows they’re together.
Love Tom Wilkinson, glad he won.
8: 17 – Is it wrong that I don’t want to see “John Adams”? – Is Tom Wilkinson already drunk?
8:21 – I like seeing what everyone’s doing when the commercial breaks end. Who are they talking to? Can I read their lips? (Still, no)
8:27 – I’ve decided I really dislike Eva Mendes’ dress. What is that on her hip?
8:29 - Please God, let John Hamm win for Mad Men. Hair that awesome, has got to be good for something. Gabrielle Bryne won. WHAT!? He didn’t even show up! I was rooting for you, John.
8:30 – Best actress, tv show. Sally Field is good, but all she does is cry! Give it to January Jones! (Mad Men rocks) Oh wait, I love Kyra Sedgewick too…Hmmm, tough call. Golden Globe goes to Anna Paquin! Okay, I’m not getting what I want so far. I tried watching True Blood, and it’s too gory for me. I can’t handle that stuff HBO! Hurry up and bring Big Love back.
8:36 – Ricky Gervais is not funny. Well, at least I don’t think he’s funny. Okay, he might be a little funny. And he’s drinking on stage. That’s funny.
Erin and I have been trying for about a week to see “Happy Go Lucky” and it’s just not happening. Erin – we have to go see it this week!
The Jonas Brothers: two words come to mind… Brown and hair.
Wall-E is one of my favorite movies of 2008 – so glad it won!!
PS: I’m not checking spelling or anything…so hopefully this isn’t terrible. (Only on drink 2, so I should be good for a while)
8:42 – Is it just me, or does Johnny Depp look really uncomfortable? It must be hard to be that freaking cool. I wish he would shave his goatee off, if you can’t grow it in fully, then don’t even bother. Okay, whatever, you’re still hot.
Sally Hawkins just won for Happy Go Lucky…will have to go see that this week. ERIN! (Sally looks like she’s going to pass out…that would be a Golden Globes first)
8:51 – THANK GOD JAKE GYLLENHAAL FINALLY CUT HIS HAIR! Benjamin Button is freaking awesome.
8:53 – Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange appear to be all over each other. No matter what the reason, it just looks strange. (For the record, they’re promoting their new movie, “Grey Gardens.” Whatever.
Just caught Troy taking swigs of my drink. Hmm…
8:57 – Demi Moore has found the fountain of youth…she does not age!! Supporting actor: I secretly want Tom Cruise to win. Okay, I would be okay with Robert Downey Jr. too. Heath Ledger is going to win… hands down.
Yep, I was right Heath Ledger won. That’s fair…he should have won it. Everyone is standing. Christopher Nolan accepting the award. RIP Heath.
This is getting really long – I’ll put the rest after the jump! (more…)