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Sidenote…I have a funny story…

After graduating from high school (in ’95 – I’m old!) I headed up to Vancouver, BC for college.  Man, I LOVED BC.  (The drinking age doesn’t hurt.  At 19, I was able to drink 2 years younger than all my friends back at home!) I haven’t been back in years, but it’s such a great city.   Anyway, I have always been able to win things on the radio.  Don’t know what it is, but when I really set my mind to it, I can win things.  I went several years where I was winning all kinds of things. While I was in BC, I won passes to go to the opening of the Planet Hollywood in Vancouver.  I was SO excited.  I forget how many passes I had, but there was a group of us that went.  We had our cameras – and paper for autographs.  I have been looking for those photos for about 2 years now, and I can’t find them anywhere.  I would love to post them on ICYDK.  I was obsessed with celebrities even back then!  I was able to meet Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bon Jovi, Stephen Dorff, Tom Arnold – and so many more.  Man, I was in HEAVEN!

One of the people I met was Mr. Miyagi, Pat Morita.  He was there with his wife, Evelyn.  Of course, being the star-struck 18 year old that I was, I yelled “Wax on, wax off!” He and his wife walked up to my friends and I, and his wife got right in our face.  She lifted up the skirt of her dress, rubbed her legs and said “He waxes me…on and off”.  They both laughed, and then walked away.  We were all completely grossed out.  So that’s my Pat Morita story. 

The Karate Kid remake – already?  Really?

Jackie Chan is in talks to take on the role of Mr. Miyagi in an upcoming remake of The Karate Kid, per the Hollywood Reporter.

The premise would be similar to the 1984 original, in that Chan would be playing mentor to a teen who’s being harassed by bullies and is in need of both philosophical guidance and some sweet self-defense moves.

Will and Jada’s kid, Jaden Smith, who cut his drama chops alongside dad in The Pursuit of Happyness, is set to don the karate gi (and perhaps the showerhead costume) once worn so proudly by Ralph Macchio.

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At Wednesday’s TCA conference in Los Angeles, CBS Entertainment President Nina Tassler announced that the network is “pretty close to closing our deal” with the singer.

“It’ll be a music variety sketch show,” Tassler said. “It’s being developed now.”

Pressed for specifics, Tassler added, “We’re looking at a couple of things.

“One is it’s sort of a pilot. It could be for a series of specials,” she said. “It could be just for a series. We’re just going to shoot the pilot now and see what we have and make a decision after that.”

The announcement comes months after web rumors began that Mayer has signed on to host a weekly variety show for CBS.

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These ex-BFF’s have their new campaigns released on the same day.  What a coincidence?  Hardly.

While Victoria Beckham leaves little to the imagination for Giorgio Armani - Katie Holmes takes a more serious look for Miu Miu.

Victoria Beckham reveals the sizzling results of her first lingerie shoot for designer Giorgio Armani.

After being persuaded by Italian fashion boss Giorgio Armani to pose in the series of adverts, the 34-year-old reveals her enviable figure in a polka-dot bra and high-cut thong set which leave little to the imagination.

The mother-of-three has complained in the past that she looks ‘really awful naked’.

‘There are loads of things I don’t like about my body’, she said. ‘I’ve got so much saggy skin on my stomach.’

The pictures of Victoria, which will grace billboards and magazines are from her first shoot in the three-year multi-million dollar deal.

Victoria landed the $17.5 million dollar modelling deal late last year, following in the footsteps of her football superstar husband David, 33, who posed in his underwear for a high-profile Armani campaign which attracted thousands of fans at its unveiling in San Francisco in 2008.

She said at the time: ‘To be given this opportunity to work with Armani is thrilling. I have so much respect for him.’

While Armani himself praised Victoria, herself a designer, as ‘a style icon, a dynamic lady whose influence and recognition will add great excitement to the continued international growth of our Emporio Armani women’s underwear business.’

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