Update 5:00pm  Jocelyn just met Sarah Jessica Parker and is now heading inside for the show.

Jocelyn is inside right now Will Ferrell just left the stage and now Coldplay is performing.

Update 5:30pm

Jocelyn is sitting a few rows back from “The Hills” girls.

Seth Rogan and James Franco onstage promoting Pineapple Express. – smoking fake joint – everyone dying laughing.

Whitney from The Hills is crouched behind me – because they won’t let her go to her seat until commercial.

They play music videos during commercials – its a good time to people watch everyone gets up and talks

SJP and Jennifer Hudson on stage - SJP amazing!  Talked to her on the red carpet!

-Ok I am officially jealous! I am living vicarously though Jocelyn as I blog in our hotel room. I hope I don’t get so jealous I mess with her bed  -

Update 5:45pm

Will smith on stage – with his son he won, but I don’t know what for

They just set up the Wayne’s World Set.

Dana Carvey and Mike Meyers are doing a Wayne’s World sketch.

The Rock, Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway are onstage – the Rock is soooooooo much smaller in real life!!

Plus Anne Hathaway was too skinny!  And she walked the red carpet without her boyfriend.  Trouble in paradise?

Johnny Depp just won an award – and he got a huge standing ovation.

I can die now, I’ve seen Johnny Depp in person.

Tom Cruise on stage – gotta say he’s looking fine!!

Update 6:00pm

Tom Cruise acting really cool being nice – laughing even when cameras not on him.

Adam Sandler performing song.

Adam Sandler being honored with award Tom Cruise presenting.

This commercial break I spotted Paris and Benji, Christian Siriano… Paris watches to see if people are looking at her.

Also saw Jonah Hill – and Whitney and LC from The Hills.

Update 6:30pm

Commercial break – Whitney and Brody Jenner just walked back in, both had drinks.

Zac Efron onstage he’s adorable – he looks a lot like Jared Leto back when he was hot.

Johnny Depp wins again… Another standing ovation – he’s still f’n hot.

Commercial break – Ellen Page just walked out, she is unbelievably small – looks like a teenager!!

Update 7:00pm

They are really stepping it up with the “shorts” there all hilarious.

Mike Meyers is absolutely hilarious – can’t wait for his new movie!

There’s only one more act!! Best picture – and I’m done!

Robrt Downey jr, Jack Black and Ben Stiller all on stage – Jack Black just as short as Ben.

Robert Downey jr. is writing all over Jack Black with a sharpie.

I just realized I’m sitting right by Rob from MTV’s Rob and Big… No Big, just Rob.

Someone just tried to bust up on stage – they had a really creepy white mask they were caught first.

Its over,!!!