Demi Moore was quoted talking about her marriage proposal from Ashton Kutcher:

“He asked me to marry him on April Fool’s Day. It didn’t turn out to be a joke though.” Demi Moore thought she was being Punk’d when husband Ashton Kutcher proposed to her five years ago.

Yet her and her leeches are still together with Ashton’s hot self. Let me know when you’re done with him, I’ll take him off of your hands.