Former child star Gary Coleman has gotten married to his fiancee, Shannon Price, after only knowing her for five months. He admits that the ceremony was a very private affair and says, “Nobody was around but the minister, the preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us.”

Wait, Gary Coleman can afford a helicopter? It must be all that eBaying they’re doing.

He insists that the 18 years between them means nothing, even though she had no idea who he was when they first met last year. He adds, “I don’t have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence and she’s more intelligent than I am, and that’s what matters to me.”

His bride, on the other hand, says that she knows she has a testing time ahead of her as the temperamental actor’s young bride: “He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction. I don’t like the violence.”

I don’t think this union is going to last long, just given what she’s said.

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