Obviously, Heather Mills isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. According to reports, she plans to represent herself in a court hearing where she is demanding $100 million from Paul McCartney.

The court case is set to start on Monday, so here’s hoping she can get it together by then. Also, rumors are floating around that she is suing her former attorneys.

She owes them a heap of money, to the tune of millions, but now she’s suing them? What will she think of next?

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