Paula Abdul will not be performing live at the Superbowl [DListed]

Avril Lavigne bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Britney Spears is a hot mess! [IDLYITW]

Uma Thurman bikini pictures [Egotastic]

Amy Winehouse’s mother wants her to get a divorce! [ASL]

Katie Holmes is embarassed by Tom Cruise & walks out on a Scientology meeting! [Celebitchy]

What happened with Verne Troyer & his ex? [MollyGood]

Britney Spears did not drive off of a cliff! [Hollywood Rag]

Britney Spears in a skanky halter top! [Drunken Stepfather]