Baby Bolton on the Way?

Nicollette & Michael

“No, no, no, it is not true,” says Bolton.  “I am not going to be a father again soon. Nicolette and I are not expecting a baby. I am used to reading things about me and Nicolette which have no connection to reality, but this one is ridiculous.”

And the “congratulations” phone calls from his friends are starting to get annoying.  “Friends have been calling me with congratulations. If she were pregnant, it would show soon. We just came back from four days’ vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico. I have to tell you, Nicolette looks great in a bathing suit. Not at all pregnant.”

Sad.  Can you imagine the mane on that baby?

3 Responses to “Baby Bolton on the Way?”

  1. Bryce Says:

    I so promise I thought she’d hit menopause already!

  2. letibe Says:

    Wow, he sound so excited.

  3. cosmo Says:

    So basically he’s saying that if she was pregnant she’d look like shit in a bathing suit?! Hope she doesn’t get preggors by this guy. Seems kinda shallow.

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