Jessica Simpson is Dumb

Jessica Simpson

Of course she’s tortured by regret. She made the biggest mistake of her life when she ended her marriage with Nick Lachey in 2005. She totally thought she was at the top of her game, so she assumed she could get better. It’s only too late that she is realizing that it doesn’t get much better than Nick Lachey. Am I right, ladies?

All she’s done is relationship-jump from high profile failed attempts to the next unattainable celeb (Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Owen Wilson, John Mayer, Tony Romo, Adam Levine, Orlando Bloom).

“There are definitely parts of her that regret breaking up with Nick now,” a Simpson friend tells Us Weekly in its new cover story. And that regret is starting to show. A source tells Us the singer spent October 26 (what would have been her fifth wedding anniversary) “looking through old photo albums that she made when she was with Nick…she said she was just being ‘girlie,’ but she was definitely somber.”

Too little, too late, lady. TEAM LACHEY!

7 Responses to “Jessica Simpson is Dumb”

  1. B2 Says:

    I completely agree!
    When she played Daisy Duke and everyone started falling in love with her body, her ditzy comments and her general ‘cuteness’ she totally thought she needed an up grade from Nick who, at the time seemed like the kind of guy who wanted to work then play then hang out at home etc. certainly not media crazy.
    Jessica must feel like crap cos every other man wants her for one thing and Nick is clearly (still) not that kind of guy. And now her fame and popularity are failing, i bet she wishes she’d kept her feet on the ground and not believed her own hype.
    Team Lachey indeed!

  2. Maria Says:

    Somehow I feel sure she didn’t reach that conclusion all on her own either. I bet her daddy was right there to whisper in her ear how much better she could do. If she ever gets lucky enough again to find someone who was as good to her as Nick was, I hope she’s learned her lesson about how far into her marriage her dad should be!
    Team Lachey!

  3. lj Says:

    What an idiotic hypocrite! Then on the View she says she wants a “real Man”!On another website someone from Louisiana said when she made Dukes she was flaunting herself nightly to strangers plus Knoxville and Bam. I remember she banned Nick, Ashlee, and her Mom and Dad from coming on set for 6 weeks. She’s turned into such a slut. So much or her Christian values. That’s Karma.

  4. Uglygirl Says:

    I agree–Team Lachey ALL the way! She really made a BIG mistake. Grass is ALWAYS greener–LOL!! Until it is BROWN!

  5. Annie Says:

    I feel kind of bad for her - everyone makes mistakes, right? It just so happens that hers was extraordinarily stupid and hurt people in the process. TEAM LACHEY!

  6. hmmm......... Says:

    wow! did she finally wake up? TEAM LACHEY!

  7. judy Says:

    Go NICK. None of those guys she “dated” were anywhere near Nick’s quality. And it was obvious that he loved her. She just thought she was really going to blow up and be something big. It makes me laugh to see that she is on her way to be permanent on the Shopping Network.
    Her face is going to resemble Melanie Griffiths soon.

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