Jessica Simpson want’s a guy “with a cute butt”
After a string of failed romances – Nick Lachey, Adam Levine, John Mayer — Jessica Simpson says she is now looking for a different type of guy: a family man.
“Like, if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up on twirl him around,” she explained on The View Thursday. “I definitely love a family man, a guy that’s not afraid to pick up the babies.”
Oh yeah, she added: “And somebody who wants to meet my grandparents immediately … if he has a cute butt, that’s all right.”
(Her celeb crush? “[George] Clooney is a little hottie,” she gushed. “He’s a man!”
Still the single singer, 27, said she is too busy for love at the moment.
“I’m kind of married to my music right now and focusing on writing an album,” said Simpson, who is recording a country album in Nashville.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Focused on her music? She sings?
November 15th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
She’s getting more pathetic by the minute.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Girls say I have a cute butt. Jessica call me.
November 15th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
She’ll know I have a cute butt once she stick that hot tongue of her right into my dirty brown eye. I know that she’d like that. Cleaning the crap off my dirt hole!
THEN…I can roll her over and clean her colon with my toilet bush of a rod.
I would pimp her dumb butt out so quick, I would string her out on coke and other goodies she’d never know what hit her.
November 15th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
She had all that…and she divorced him!
November 15th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
EXACTLY! (re: Daisy’s comment) That’s what I was thinking while I watched the View this morning. Nick fit the bill to a T!
November 15th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
She is a sad pathetic lady that has been exploited by a disturbed nasty old man - her Dad.
She should go live a quiet life with her money and dress like she has a little class verses a hooker that looks like a transvestite. I feel embarrassed for her but she truly thinks she is all that.
Jessica - you are making an utter fool of yourself. It is pitiful.
November 16th, 2007 at 1:32 am
She is SUCH a ditz! Daisy’s comment is RIGHT ON! Oh Jessica!
November 16th, 2007 at 10:19 am
What is with the under boob sweat?! Anyway, I agree with what everyone else is saying!! She has the perfect family man and well she lost him! TOO BAD!
November 16th, 2007 at 11:21 am
that’s right!!! get those priorities in line, set your standards high and true lasting love with be yours for eternity!
November 16th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
And this guy is going to have to be in the market for a girl with a “huge butt”… damn she can’t stop stuffing her face obviously