Paris Hilton helps suicidal drunk elephants
I wish I was making this up!
Socialite Paris Hilton is spearheading a campaign to stop a herd of elephants killing themselves – after bingeing on alcohol. The hotel heiress was horrified to discover 40 of the animals were electrocuted after drinking rice-beer, which is brewed by locals in north-east India. And Hilton is now urging Indian residents to lock up their booze.
She says, “There would have been more causalities if the villagers hadn’t chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad. “The biggest problems are in Assam and Meghalaya. The elephants get drunk all the time. “It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.”
Paris cares! Who knew?!?
November 7th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
We need to stop making alcohol available to her. lol. Ugly biotch. I bet she couldn’t even pronounce those countries correctly.
November 7th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
That it the funniest thing I ever heard. Lucky I read Water for Elephants so I know all about them. =)
November 8th, 2007 at 5:34 am
It’s very sad.
May 17th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
umm actually paris hilton is a very smart women. Believe it or not she is. She has no common sense which makes you all make fun of her, by calling her dumb. Shes changing in a good way. Shes doing good now.