Ozzy got charged $200,000 as a bill from a hotel for allegedly letting off fireworks inside the building. The veteran rocker was discovered letting off the celebratory flares by Black Sabbath bandmate Tommy Iommi after purchasing an entire shop-worth of stock earlier that day.

Iommi says, “That night we were all woken by a huge bang and a whoosh! Smoke started seeping under my door so I opened it and saw Ozzy just going crazy. He was letting all the fireworks off in the corridor.

“Alarms were going and the next thing I knew the police had surrounded him with guns. He was arrested and taken away. The eventual bill was more than $200,000.”

I don’t know why I thought this was hilarious.