A message from Britney Spears. DListed

Eva Mendes in Maxim…yummy. Hollywoodtuna

Will Spencer Pratt shut up already? A Socialite Life

Kristen Dunst….a.k.a. Stinky? Celebitchy

We are graced with Scarlett’s cleavage. Egotastic

Is it the end for Paris and her pizza dude? Hollywoodrag

Derek Jeter likes the ladies. Idontlikeyouinthatway

Ellen’s fans are funny. Mollygood

Kelly Carlson is super cute. Drunken stepfather