practicing

Britney has been a fixture at Starbucks for some time now, but lately, her visits are turning a little crazy. Given that it’s from Britney I am not at all surprised. Yesterday at the local Starbucks Britney was seen passing out green straws to all the paparazzi. No one really knows why she was doing this considering there wasn’t a drink that needed a straw in any of the photographers hands. Weird, but something I’ve come to expect from Dear Ms. Britney.

There is word that Britney is going to go to the Grand Canyon in search of a “soul cleansing” like Owen Wilson did. She plans to visit the Shaman in order to get herself together. “The head shaman has agreed to perform the ritual on Britney, which is a great honor.  The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and perform a special dance around her.”

Can they videotape this because I would like to see the craziness!!!

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