Do you agree with the 5 Un-sexiest woman list?
5. Britney Spears
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet
Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.
4. Madonna
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle
Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.
3. Sandra Oh
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Grey´s Anatomy
Why She´s Unsexy: The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible.
2. Amy Winehouse
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Onstage, offstage, and in the tabloids after cleaving herself and her husband
Why She´s Unsexy: When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, “Nooo, nooo, nooo!”
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Sex and the City, Failure to Launch, Honeymoon in Vegas
Why She´s Unsexy: How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with “sex” in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:18 am
You should have had Uma Thurman and Tori Spelling on that list. Even horse-faced SJP, and skinny-ass Sandra Oh, are more attractive then those two.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:29 am
I think Madonna IS a sexy woman. She should not be on that list. There are far less sexy women–case in point, Tori Spelling, as Stephanie says above.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:39 am
if we’re gonna take someone from greys anatomy, it should be Ellen Pompeo.. i actually find Sandra Oh very attractive, why take her? And judging by the written descriptions, Madonna should definitely top the list.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Winehouse: Hell Yeah! She’s got a repulsive face, only made worse by that stupid eyeliner.
My biggest annoyance with her is that she’s only famous because she’s a white woman who sings like she’s black. Whoop-de-do, a novelty act.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:53 am
I agree that Tori Spelling should be added, also KIRSTEN DUNST!
October 12th, 2007 at 9:57 am
I’m glad someone finally had the cubes to put Sandra Oh on this list. Writers continually push her and SJP on us insisting they are great beauties. I’d take Rosie or Oprah — an almost equally nasty duo — over either of ‘em.
October 12th, 2007 at 10:00 am
But what is sexy about Madonna? Being a guy, I personally don’t see anything at all sexy about her. Maybe it is the years and years and years that she was a slut that makes me think that.
October 12th, 2007 at 11:04 am
I couldn’t agree more to the list!!! Great job!
October 12th, 2007 at 11:11 am
where did this list come from? seriously…britney’s too fat to be sexy. sandra oh’s too skinny. madonna was sexy. but then she made the horrible mistake of giving birth and aging. god forbid! i’m sure the guy who wrote this has love handles and ingrown hairs from shaving poorly all over his neck. how about being disgustingly viciously critical is the new ugly?
October 12th, 2007 at 11:56 am
cdog, the
October 12th, 2007 at 11:56 am
cdog, the list is UN-sexy women.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
I love SJP and I think she’s very pretty.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
They forgot to add Claire Danes.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
OMG, I would switch teams for Amy Winehouse. Ummm…anyway…
To be fair, they should’ve also added a list of unsexy men. And Britney Spears is not that fat; she just dresses inappropriately for her new size. I agree that she’s still repulsive, though.
October 12th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I think they got everyone right except Sandra Oh. They should switch her and FUGLY ASS Tori Spelling. But Amy winehouse is sooo FUG! SJP, Check, Britney, eh. She has her moments (being pretty that is lol). Other than that, I agree with the list. (Boy it’s gotta hurt being a celebrity and seeing these lists, haha.)
October 12th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I completely agree with this list…So glad that SJP made it to #1–she is the FUGLIEST of all!
October 12th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
madonna should be number one on the list. her look is repulsive. britney at least used to look okay, now she looks like she needs a bath.
October 13th, 2007 at 7:21 am
I agree with Stephanie all the way!!!!! Uma Thurman’s face is so hideous, that when I watched Kill Bill in the theater, I had to divert my face when there was a close up!!!! As for Tori Spelling’s fugly ass, the only reason why I see anybody being attracted to her, without a paperbag over her face, is for her father’s money.
October 13th, 2007 at 8:28 am
C’mon dude, Britney should be number one. She’s way gross and she is sooooo much skanky than Amy Winehouse. SJP shouldn’t be on that list
October 13th, 2007 at 9:50 am
SJP are beautiful! And it’s pretty childish to make that kinds of lists.
October 13th, 2007 at 10:09 am
My husband cringes every time he sees either SJP or Sandra Oh on TV, he thinks they are both hideous, so I guess the list is right on with those two. I think Britney is gross because of her actions, her body is still really good compared to most women. What’s unsexy about Madonna is how she’s over-built her body, she’s got man arms, veiny and gross.
October 14th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
how come courtney love isnt in the top 5
October 14th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
i also think rosario dawson and michelle rodriguez are fugs