It was a classy affair.

The bride wore a white denim miniskirt and calls the groom “scum,” and the wedding cake was made of cardboard.
Welcome to holy matrimony, Pam Anderson-style.
Her Las Vegas nuptials to Rick Salomon on Saturday were so swift, she squeezed it into the 90 minutes between performances of Hans Klok’s magic show, in which she is an assistant.
“Hello, I just got married,” she announced after the second show. “It’s a big day. A big day at the office.”
Salomon (who wore a dark suit and a black beanie to the ceremony) is infamous as the co-star of the Paris Hilton sex tape. His reputation is so seedy that Anderson announced their union on her blog: “The Adventures of Scum and Pam Have Begun.”
Present at the Mirage Hotel and Casino were Anderson’s two sons (Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9), as well as Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas.

Former Daily News gossip Marc Malkin reported for E! that wedding planners had to bring in a fake wedding cake because they were given only one-day’s notice. The 40 guests enjoyed pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, and tuna and lobster tacos.
It is the third marriage for each, with Anderson counting Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as her exes, while Salomon previously wed actresses Shannen Doherty and Elizabeth Daily.
Last month, Anderson told Ellen DeGeneres of their courtship: “I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. It’s so romantic!”





October 9th, 2007 at 9:22 am
so what do you all think..preggers?
October 9th, 2007 at 9:27 am
Don’t cha tink that when she stops drinkin’ for an hour, she’ll realize how disgusting she is? The aging trailer trash should win the White Trash Mom of the Year award!
October 9th, 2007 at 9:52 am
She looks like hell.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:05 am
You know it is NOT a classy affair when they don’t have time to bake a REAL cake, and just make a fake cake out of cardboard
October 9th, 2007 at 10:10 am
The cake on the picture is real… I was at the wedding from Pam and Rick, and the fake cake was at the ceremony at the Mirage. And it was much much bigger than this sone on the picture!
The one on the picture was real and nice!! Wrong info!!
October 9th, 2007 at 10:11 am
I need to start playing poker with a different crowd!
October 9th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Pam is so funny.
October 9th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
OK her stories dont make sense. A few months ago she comes out and says her and Hans are in love and dating. Then she goes on Ellen and tells this trashy story about how she was down $250K until this night in shining armour came and offered to pay her debt if he’d make out with her (among other things). She said she took him up on it and now they are in love and engaged! OK, then…. when rumors were swirling that they were going to get married she said that she has known Rick for 15 yrs and they are great friends. ummm. If you knew him for 15 yrs then it doesnt sound like that story of this guy coming and offering to pay your debt with sexual favors. I mean, why the lies??? Ughh. So trashy. Plus whats the rush?? WHy get married on your lunch break?? Was it so urgent? I mean they couldnt even leave time for a cake to be made??? So stupid!
October 9th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Her Hep C probably infected his epeen >.