A week ago, I posted some pictures of Eva Mendes leaving a prenatal yoga class.  Which obviously stirs up the ol’ pregnancy rumors.  Well, Eva would like to set the record straight.  She hates kids.  Just kidding.  Kinda.

She says, “I don’t wanna have kids… I love the little suckers; they’re so cute but I love sleep so much and I worry about everything. (And) I feel like the institution of marriage is a very archaic kinda thing. I don’t think it fits in my world today.”

Mendes claims the latest pregnancy reports came about after she put on a little weight: “I’m off season right now. I’m having the pasta, I’m having the dessert.”