Ok, Crazy Man.
In the event of ‘nigh’ it would appear Tommie Cruise is planning to build a $10 million dollar underground bunker to shield his friends and family from nuclear fallout or whatever they’re cooking up as armageddon these days.
Wow. I can think of a bajillion better ways to use $10 million dollars. Like saving the rainforest. Or feeding starving children. Or burning it.
Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech air-purifying system, “it’s a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survice for years.” Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galatic [sic] ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a safe place to survive.
These people are kidding right? They don’t believe any of this nonsense and it’s just a rich famous people club right? Because that crap is just freaking stupid. Did I ever tell you that ‘Mr I Thought All This Up To Try And Get Famous’ L Ron Hubbard is a failed Sci-Fi writer? Do they know that? Whatever.
September 25th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
he might have been a ginormous douchem but Hubbard was hardly a “failed” writer, financially at least. Turd-on-paper epics like Battlefield: Earth still sold millions of copies and were best-sellers. He sold a shitload of books besides Dianetics and whatnot.
September 25th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Oh well he will be laughing if it does come down to that!
September 25th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Until publishing ‘Dianetics’ which was initially rejected by all mainstream publishers and medical professionals, he published the first installment in ‘Amazing Science Fiction” whereupon most contributing writers, including Asimov and Williamson thought it idiocy.
The book was only published in its entirety after Hubbard himself created his own publishing house to print it.
It only sold 15, 000 copies on its first print.
Shortly after, in late 1950 he turned his novel into ‘applied religious philosophy’ and in 1952 finally created Scientology.
Only AFTER all this, and under the implied ‘legitimacy’ of Scientology did anything he wrote sell much of anything, and was mostly relegated to stories in pulp magazines.
Please feel free to visit Wikipedia
or Operation Clambake for more info.
Cheers!
September 25th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
TonyRockyHorror, I almost died when I read “turd on paper”…is that anything like chewing cardboard…haha.
As for the post…this nut job should build his bunker..move himself and his brainwashed family into it, and STAY THERE!!!!
September 25th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Yeah, slickiedoo, I was just thinking the best place for Cruise would be underground… six feet.