Ok, Crazy Man.

In the event of ‘nigh’ it would appear Tommie Cruise is planning to build a $10 million dollar underground bunker to shield his friends and family from nuclear fallout or whatever they’re cooking up as armageddon these days.
Wow. I can think of a bajillion better ways to use $10 million dollars. Like saving the rainforest. Or feeding starving children. Or burning it.
Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech air-purifying system, “it’s a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survice for years.” Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galatic [sic] ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a safe place to survive.
These people are kidding right? They don’t believe any of this nonsense and it’s just a rich famous people club right? Because that crap is just freaking stupid. Did I ever tell you that ‘Mr I Thought All This Up To Try And Get Famous’ L Ron Hubbard is a failed Sci-Fi writer? Do they know that? Whatever.

















