The gift that keeps on giving….

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My favorite trainwreck of all time, Pete Doherty, gave his ex-gal pal, Kate Moss, a great present…… a dead mouse. Nothing says “I Love You” like a dead rodent I’ve always said.

According to a source, it’s not a gag gift, or even a harassing gesture.  Pete’s just trying to show Kate how he feels.  “Pete is trying to emphasize how he feels about Kate - defeated, crushed and broken, like a dead animal.”

I’m sure Kate is as touched as the next gal would be. At least the mouse wasn’t painted on with someone else’s blood.

2 Responses to “The gift that keeps on giving….”

  1. slickiedoo Says:

    Sucker feels like a dead animal because he IS a dead animal…no way that anyone could survive with all that garbage pulsing through their system.

    Dude gives me the creepies.

  2. Letitbe Says:

    LOL……This is way to funny.

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