My favorite trainwreck of all time, Pete Doherty, gave his ex-gal pal, Kate Moss, a great present…… a dead mouse. Nothing says “I Love You” like a dead rodent I’ve always said.

According to a source, it’s not a gag gift, or even a harassing gesture.  Pete’s just trying to show Kate how he feels.  “Pete is trying to emphasize how he feels about Kate – defeated, crushed and broken, like a dead animal.”

I’m sure Kate is as touched as the next gal would be. At least the mouse wasn’t painted on with someone else’s blood.