She is Modest Like Her Daddy

Ivanka Trump is almost reaching oversaturation like her father. Recently she has she appeared on her daddy’s TV show, pimped out her new “figure” for “Stuff Magazine,” and now is a jewelry designer.
Yawn. I’ve seen this place on Madison Avenue and her stuff looks almost as tacky as her dad’s apartment buildings.
When asked if Ivanka would ever go and design herself a diamond grill like my favorite Playmate Kendra she didn’t seem to think she needed much help in the bling department.
“I don’t know why they do that. Ugh! It is definitely not for me . . . I have beautiful teeth. They shine by themselves, and so do I!”
Shine by yourself…really? She is getting to be as deluded as her daddy.





September 24th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
UGH, if her stuff is anything like that grotesque bracelet she’s wearing….NEXT!!