She’s an Equal Opportunity _____ ?

Alex Vaggo

Feel free to insert your own choice of words to complete the headline.

Alex Vaggo, does your pizza order come with a side of Paris Hilton???

Seems Paris has fallen in love (again) when she met her pizza delivering beau, 20, in Vegas. But don’t worry, looks like she’ll be trading this Swede in like she trades in her ferrets/kinkachus/miniature dogs. According to his friends:

“He decided to fly to LA for a holiday and spent much of the summer working as a pizza delivery boy to raise extra money. We were amazed to see how quickly he hooked up with Paris.”

“He’s quite a shy, laid-back kind of guy. Paris will probably eat him alive.”

Poor guy won’t know what hit him. What does he see in her, anyway? Take a look at her arriving at LAX yesterday (September 21) & tell me what is so great about her.

Source

Paris @ LAX

12 Responses to “She’s an Equal Opportunity _____ ?”

  1. Julia Says:

    My GOD that guy is gorgeous!!! Way to promote your modeling career dude!

  2. lovely Says:

    Well she is special enough for you and others to mention her. So if you don’t wanna see HER anymore ,stop mentioning her!

  3. Marta Says:

    at least he is pretty

  4. pisser Says:

    he looks THRILLED.
    ya…he is a hottie.

  5. Astrid Says:

    Hottie !!!!!!! But Paris isn’t that bad (physically). And after their relationship, he will have some interviews, and won’t have to deliver pizzas anymore :-) I totally understand him lol

  6. Looker Says:

    She’s an equal opportunity skeezer!

  7. Uglygirl Says:

    She is an Equal Opportunity HUMPER!

  8. daphne Says:

    I swear- I think that guy DID deliver a pizza to my house in the early summer in Beverly Hills. I remember because after I saw him i didn’t want to eat the pizza because I felt like a fat pig. I couldn’t believe someone that looked like him was delivering pizza.

  9. Pearly Says:

    He’s not gonna be worth a second look once she gives him a buncha stds…

  10. Izzy Says:

    Can’t she stick with guys no one else wants like the Girls Gone Wild dude? If she wants to do humanity a favor, screw the halfway house or whatever else she said she was gonna do . . . just stop giving hot guys herpes. Because he’s really hot and now he’s ruined thanks to that douchebag with legs.

  11. Jasper Says:

    They got the headline all wrong, it’s supposed to be “Did somebody order a 4 inch sausage?”

  12. aw! Says:

    Hot guy, ugly girl. I know what he sees in her–a free piece of ass. She seems to give it up to anyone. Hope the STDs don’t ruin his body.

Leave a Reply

Powered by MyPagerank.Net
Amy Winehouse
Angelina Jolie
Anne Hathaway
Ashlee Simpson
Ashley Olsen
Ashley Tisdale
Beyonce
Brad Pitt
Britney Spears
Cameron Diaz
Carrie Underwood
Charlize Theron
Christina Aguilera
Clive Owen
Daniel Craig
David Beckham
Demi Moore
Dita Von Teese
Drew Barrymore
Ellen Page
Eva Longoria
Fergie
George Clooney
Gerard Butler
Gisele Bundchen
Gwen Stefani
Halle Berry
Hayden Panettiere
Heath Ledger
Heidi Montag
Jake Gyllenhaal
James McAvoy
Jamie Lynn Spears
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Lopez
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson
John Mayer
Johnny Depp
Josh Duhamel
Josh Hartnett
Julia Roberts
Justin Timberlake
Kate Hudson
Katherine Heigl
Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley
Kim Kardashian
Kirsten Dunst
Leonardo DiCaprio
Lindsay Lohan
Mary Kate Olsen
Matt Damon
Matthew McConaughey
Megan Fox
Miley Cyrus
Naomi Watts
Nicole Kidman
Nicole Richie
Orlando Bloom
Paris Hilton
Penelope Cruz
Rachel McAdams
Reese Witherspoon
Renee Zellweger
Robert Downey Jr.
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Reynolds
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Scarlett Johannson
Shia Labeouf
Sienna Miller
Spencer Pratt
Tom Cruise
Victoria Beckham
Zac Efron
ALL OTHERS...