She’s an Equal Opportunity _____ ?
Feel free to insert your own choice of words to complete the headline.
Alex Vaggo, does your pizza order come with a side of Paris Hilton???
Seems Paris has fallen in love (again) when she met her pizza delivering beau, 20, in Vegas. But don’t worry, looks like she’ll be trading this Swede in like she trades in her ferrets/kinkachus/miniature dogs. According to his friends:
“He decided to fly to LA for a holiday and spent much of the summer working as a pizza delivery boy to raise extra money. We were amazed to see how quickly he hooked up with Paris.”
“He’s quite a shy, laid-back kind of guy. Paris will probably eat him alive.”
Poor guy won’t know what hit him. What does he see in her, anyway? Take a look at her arriving at LAX yesterday (September 21) & tell me what is so great about her.
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:54 am
My GOD that guy is gorgeous!!! Way to promote your modeling career dude!
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:18 am
Well she is special enough for you and others to mention her. So if you don’t wanna see HER anymore ,stop mentioning her!
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:59 am
at least he is pretty
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:44 am
he looks THRILLED.
ya…he is a hottie.
September 23rd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Hottie !!!!!!! But Paris isn’t that bad (physically). And after their relationship, he will have some interviews, and won’t have to deliver pizzas anymore
I totally understand him lol
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:42 pm
She’s an equal opportunity skeezer!
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:15 pm
She is an Equal Opportunity HUMPER!
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
I swear- I think that guy DID deliver a pizza to my house in the early summer in Beverly Hills. I remember because after I saw him i didn’t want to eat the pizza because I felt like a fat pig. I couldn’t believe someone that looked like him was delivering pizza.
September 24th, 2007 at 11:38 am
He’s not gonna be worth a second look once she gives him a buncha stds…
September 24th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Can’t she stick with guys no one else wants like the Girls Gone Wild dude? If she wants to do humanity a favor, screw the halfway house or whatever else she said she was gonna do . . . just stop giving hot guys herpes. Because he’s really hot and now he’s ruined thanks to that douchebag with legs.
September 24th, 2007 at 11:58 am
They got the headline all wrong, it’s supposed to be “Did somebody order a 4 inch sausage?”
September 24th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Hot guy, ugly girl. I know what he sees in her–a free piece of ass. She seems to give it up to anyone. Hope the STDs don’t ruin his body.