Ozzy Osbourne, the New Energizer Bunny?

Apparently Sharon Osbourne is comparing her Black Sabbath rocker to everyone’s favorite battery operated bunny.
“He’s like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery-powered bunny. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.”
Though Lady Osbourne is quite open about her own surgical enhancements, Ozzy’s bits & pieces are still in question. When asked about her man’s rumored penis enlargement, Sharon’s responded with:
“My husband takes a size 14 shoe and has massive hands. He doesn’t need any help in that department.”
“We’ve been married nearly 25 years. The best thing I ever did was getting my bust implants. He loves them. He is like a newborn baby.”
I’m thinking a newborn baby might not like them for the same reasons the Prince of Darkness does.





July 10th, 2008 at 8:40 am
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July 10th, 2008 at 8:40 am
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