Looks like everyone’s favorite jailbird is finally getting her inheritance…all 100 or so odd million dollars of it. Yes I said one HUNDRED MILLION dollars.

Paris’s grandfather William Baron Hilton had, up to now, been understandably reluctant to pass on her inheritance, feeling that she may not have been ‘mature’ enough to handle it.

Color me surprised.

In any case thank god she’s matured into a level-headed, temperate and moderate woman, capable of wisely navigating the responsibility of being a billionairess, as you can plainly see here. Perhaps her poor aged granpappy is disoriented by the implications of her new glamtastic soccer mom hairdo.

Seriously, what’s up with her hair? Mind you, I’d do that to my hair for $100 mil. Yes I would.

Clever girl.

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