Jessica Simpson was caught sleeping off a hangover outside of an army recruiting office!

Just kidding. Actually she is filming that monumental film “Major Movie Star.” Honestly I have no idea why people still put money up to make films starring Jessica Simpson. So far her box office draw is worse than Jennifer Aniston’s and that is saying a lot.

I don’t really care what this movie is about because even though I do enjoy myself some guilty pleasure movies from time to time I can’t even imagine the pain of sitting through a Jessica Simpson movie.

There are some things I just won’t do.