If I were the L.A Galaxy (who are paying this guy $1 Million dubloons a week to NOT DO HIS JOB) I’d be a little cranky after learning that instead of soccer-ing or footy-ing or whatever it is that he’s SUPPOSED to be doing, he’s going to…design the outfits for the Spice Girls reunion tour.

For real. I’m not even kidding.

Other than the obvious problem (he’s a soccer player not a fashion designer) what in the universe would prompt him to want to design wee velveteen knickers for over-the-hill British poptarts and their dubious ‘reunion’?

A source said: “David has been helping out a lot ahead of the Spice Girls tour, which starts in December and has offered to give them fashion advice.” and “He is drawing different strengths from various fashion designers, but obviously Victoria will have the final say.”

You don’t say! Victoria has the final say, you say? So this is really just a giant ‘make work’ project for him. That’s not at ALL emasculating.

I picture him somewhere, screaming out into the heavens upon realizing he married Gollum’s sister.

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