The Associated Press on Brit’s performance. PLUS…

Could there be a reason her performance sucked so bad?

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From the AP:

“Somewhere, Kevin Federline is laughing.

An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked about performance of the MTV Video Music Awards — but for all the wrong reasons. Kicking off the show Sunday night with her new single, “Gimme More,” Spears looked bleary and unprepared — much like her recent tabloid exploits on the streets of Los Angeles.

She lazily walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm. It appeared she had forgotten the entire art of lip-synching; and, perhaps most unforgivable given her once taut frame, she looked embarrassingly out of shape.

Even the celebrity-studded audience seemed bewildered. 50 Cent looked at Spears with a confused expression; Diddy, her new best friend, was expressionless.

Some comeback.”

X17 is reporting that there may be a reason why Britney looked so odd on stage. Take this with a grain of salt – X17 has their nose so far up Brit’s a** – well, you get the picture.

X17 has uncovered the truth behind Brit’s less than energetic performance tonight.

Check it out — we’re all wondering why Britney looked like she was doing a dry run rather than a full-on VMAs gig tonight and X17 has the answer!

A source tells X17 Brit found out about Sarah Silverman’s crappy line about Britney’s babies just moments before she took the stage to perform “Gimme More.” Needless to say, Britney was PISSED! … as any mom would be. Britney was so upset she walked through her performance just to get it over with (despite encouragement from her friends, including Sam who was apparently yelling at Sarah backstage) to skip out on it all together). She held up her end of the bargain and got a major slap in the face from Sarah.

Chin up, Brit — you’ll rock our worlds when you’re ready and Sarah’s dating Jimmy Kimmel — how great can her life be …

Chin up Brit?!? C’mon now…

11 Responses to “The Associated Press on Brit’s performance. PLUS…”

  1. afkjsf Says:

    That is not true cause Britney performed BEFORE Sarah Silverman came out.

  2. Sarah Says:

    So it’s Silverman’s fault that Britney is a fat pig who can’t sing?

  3. Ann Says:

    afkjsf they are saying Britney found out about what Sarah was going to say after her performance. It was leaked to her.

    Sarah Silverman is white trash. If the only way you can get a laugh is at someone’s expense, you have zero talent. She is a schoolyard bully. Let’s hope Sarah Silverman doesn’t procreate.

    However, having said that, Britney should have kicked ass regardless of what white trash Silverman was going to say after her performance.

  4. Maria Says:

    I guess Sarah’s comments made Britney change into that horrid ill-fitting outfit and add those nasty extensions in. Wow – power.

  5. cass Says:

    She has no one to blame but herself. If MY career depended on that performance, I think I would have taken it a little more seriously and NOT stayed out til 3am.

  6. homerjay Says:

    suck it up and take some responsibility brit..you were not ready..you never will be until you get your sh*t together. stop blaming others for all your problems.

  7. sara Says:

    sarah silverman is hilarious! britneys failure(s) came WAYYYYY before silverman had anything to say!

    a true performer should kill on stage no matter what!!

  8. nica Says:

    If it were true that she was upset at the comments of Sarah Silverman, that would have been more of a reason to rock the performance.

  9. judy Says:

    She is always blaming others. She fires anyone who works with her as quickly as she hires them. She has major issues.
    She was not ready, as her body showed. She didn’t even try to look like she was lip syncing either, where was her fake headset she usually wears to make it seem more realistic?
    Her hair looked like crap, her outfit and body looked like crap, the song is crap, she looked scared and out of it.
    She should have put in her best effort instead of her usual effort. Horrible.
    Sarah was right on in her assessment. I am quite sure Britney got a laugh when she made fun of Paris when she got sent to jail, but not funny when it is her being made fun of. I laughed my ass off.
    Britney is no comeback queen, she is the trainwreck queen.
    What a horrible opening to a major event.
    Embarassing.

  10. Jen Says:

    Amen Judy.

  11. pisser Says:

    er….I am by no means a Britney fan but I would hardly say she is out of shape. She looks fine. Her performance was definately shitty… I feel bad for her. Hope she finds happiness and concentrates more on her familly.

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