I’m just now getting to the VMA’s because I had to get the boys down – BUT I did catch Britney’s opening. Is it wrong that I LOVED the fact that she SUCKED!? The web is all aflutter with how Britney BOMBED at the VMA’s tonight. She looked awful! Did she forget how to dance? Was she high or something?

Here’s a hilarious recap I thought summed it up pretty accurately.

Britney Spears has sealed the deal. Her career is over!

During her “performance” on Sunday night’s VMAs, Britney showed the world that she has even forgotten how to lip sync.

Much to my dismay, Britney didn’t even try to sing “Gimme More” live. She took a stab at lip syncing all of the words that she could remember.

Wearing her home bedazzled underwear and whorish looking fishnet stockings, Spears seemed lifeless and completely out of it!

Her lacklustre dance routine did NOT feature any “magic” as promised by the excuses she and Criss Angel have given for hanging around with each other so much. Does this confirm that these two fruit cakes are dating?!

The crowd shots showed her peers looking on in embarrassment with flashes to Chris Brown, 50 Cent and Diddy, all who looked shocked. They even showed Rhianna and her gal pal laughing out loud!

It really sucked that bad.

This is probably the best sign we have gotten that Britney’s “comeback” is going to be a HUGE let down.

Maybe Kanye West was right? He probably would have been a better opening act. Or Maybe Britney should have done a little less partying with Diddy last night!

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She’s DONE. OVER. A HAS BEEN. What do you guys think? I’ll post more from the VMA’s tomorrow. For now, I gotta go finish watching it!